Stewardess on Fiennes - "I couldn't resist"

[judaspriestess]

The flight attendant who initially denied punching Ralph Fiennes' mile-high membership card has decided to fess up the icky intimate details of their alleged close encounter in a cramped airline crapper during a flight last month from Australia to India.

"It's true. We did make love on the plane that night," former Qantas staffer Lisa Robertson proclaims to London's Mail on Sunday in an "exclusive" interview. "At first I denied it because I was so desperate to keep my job and I didn't want to hurt Ralph."

She adds in her "exclusive" with the Sunday Mirror, "I wanted him so much. I couldn't control myself. I couldn't resist. Some people will think it's disgusting. But I don't regret it."


http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/2-19-07_5?GT1=7701

adding that she found it "strange" that "he kept his eyes open the whole time, staring at me intensely, although we were kissing madly."

She says she doesn't feel cheapened by the supposed Fiennes fly-by, asserting, "I am sure he cared about me," before adding, "Then again, he is a very good actor."

Oh I'm sure he "cared" very much, he cared about getting his rocks off......... Hey I'd do him too but I wouldn't kid myself and think he "cared" about me, lol

[lildreamer316]

1. Who cares if he cared?

If I were single and had the opportunity; I'd probably do it too.
That's one of those living life experiences one just shouldn't pass up-if it seems right.

[Darth_Kitten]

8. Ick. An airplane toilet.

:puke:

I wonder if she'll be getting a reference for her next job?

Skills: Doing the nasty with guys named Ralph. Oh, excuse me, RAY. :eyes:

[Connonym]

25. Exactly.

Is the world really so fricking Victorian that we still believe that women aren't able to enjoy sex for the sake of sex? It's so paternalistic to assume that she was hoping for more than sex or that she was taken advantage of or whatever. They had hot, carried-away, can't-help-myself sex and since they are consenting adults good on them. What they did was no more than what a lot of people fantasize about. Think about how many of the standard fantasies this fills: Airplane sex, celebrity sex, anonymous sex, sex at work...etc. It's like a fantasy grand slam. Why is everyone in such a tizzy?

[judaspriestess]

2. thats what I'm saying

All I would care about is the fact that I would get to tap that....

and I am adding, I get the impression she is wanting to sound like she was not so 'easy', but hey WHO CARES? There is nothing wrong with a 'wham-bam-thankyou mam' between two consenting adults. This is one of those instances.

[XemaSab]

21. What about that makes her "easy"?

"I only have casual sex with guys named Ralph Fiennes." :D

[Phillycat]

3. He had sex with her with no condom...on his way to an AIDS conference.

I just... :banghead:

[judaspriestess]

4. you are definately right on that one

I'd tap that but use a condom of course.....

[Katherine Brengle]

37. That's fucked up.

[crim son]

5. I wouldn't do it. He's a scrawny little man.

:P

[Dora]

6. Ah, but scrawny little men manage airline crappers the best. n/t

[crim son]

7. I guess he'd have to be scrawny to fit with somebody else

into one of those closets. Sort of a prerequisite for club membership, wouldn't you say? :eyes:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

10. Yep, airplane toilets are made for infants, apparently.

I speak from personal experience. :P

[crim son]

14. When I was younger my grandparents used to send me a publication

called "Bottom Line Personals". You can still get them but I wouldn't. Anyhow, they always had a section on things that can go wrong - they'd present a statement then follow it by "Trap!" and tell you what the danger was. The one I will never forget went something like this: "It's okay to flush the toilet on an airplane while still seated. Trap! Suction during flushing is so powerful that your intestines could be sucked out through your rectum." :rofl: SA, don't let this happen to you!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Too late!

:rofl:

[crim son]

18. Isn't that awful?

:rofl:

I hope you're okay!

[Fire Walk With Me]

32. That is one of the finest subject posts I've yet seen on DU

:-)

And Ralph was great in "The Chumscrubber".

[trof]

9. And he would be...?

Sometimes it's nice to be a geezer.
;-)

[Arugula Latte]

11. British actor

Starred in "The English Patient," among other films...

[Ariana Celeste]

12. played Amon Goeth in Schindler's List

that's the only role I know him in anyways.

edited to add pic

[undeterred]

13. Yeah, he was evil.

[Ilsa]

17. And now he's the returned Lord Voldemort in HP Goblet of Fire, but

he doesn't look like himself. He is made to look more like a bald snake.

But Edward Norton is my new favorite hottie actor.

[XemaSab]

22. The Constant Gardener

:9

[jobycom]

30. Some dude the flight attendant really, really wanted.

:)

[judaspriestess]

15. damn he's HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!

:9

[emad]

19. Ralph Fiennes and the mile-high steward

Darwin, Australia - (ReUterus): Actor Ralph Fiennes was clearly ruffled yesterday after a mile-high incident with a Qaintarse flight steward in the first class lavatory nearly brought the plane down on a flight from Darwin to Mumbai.

Fiennes, star of The English Paintstain and Schindler's Pissed, summoned assistance in the on-board facility after his tie got mysteriously jammed in the loo flushing mechanism.

Help arrived quickly in the form of burly flight attendant Wayne Bigpuss who rescued the actor from becoming a blue ice statistic as the turbo-assisted lavatory snatched its Armani prey from around Fiennes'throat.

What happened next remains a mystery.

see
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i14902

[Bombero1956]

20. oh sure

all I ever get is peanuts on my flights.

[Pacifist Patriot]

23. TMI!

[bmbmd]

24. Okay-I know what Ralph looks like.

Howzabout Lisa?

[kwassa]

27. since you asked

Please note the boomerang pattern in her dress. Official Quantas outfit?

[kay1864]

28. Yahoo is your friend

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/tm_headline=incredible-lisa-robertson-gallery&method=full&objectid=18640381&siteid=62484-name_page.html

[xchrom]

26. personally -- i'd give the woman a medal.

dayum -- she tagged ralph fiennes.

[crispini]

29. Ah, you go girl.

I'd hit it. :evilgrin:

[jobycom]

31. It pays to be Lord Voldemort. Or, to be fair, it pays to be a flight attendant.

Sounds like both are happy. A story to please both men and women and turn off a few prudes. I like those kind of stories.

[Darth_Kitten]

34. Why, he ain't no prize.

Dumps his wife for another woman, and then in turn dumps her.

I'm guessing as well flight attendants aren't very happy, doesn't make them look very professional. (it only takes one idiot.......)

[jobycom]

35. Well, you were the one I said wouldn't be happy, I guess.

:rofl:

[Darth_Kitten]

39. Nope, guessed wrong.

:) The guy is supposed to be very pretentious. He made an ass of himself is all.

[LynneSin]

33. I don't think I'd say no to Ralph Fiennes

[Darth_Kitten]

38. I would.

:)

[Katherine Brengle]

36. He always stares intensely lol.