This hideous kitchen was found in a home listed at $985,000

[Herman Munster]

[Lost-in-FL]

1. .

:puke: The "puke" matches with the floor.

[grace0418]

2. Butt. Ugliest. Kitchen. Ever.

I would vomit immediately upon walking into that room. The first kitchen ever designed to keep you on a diet.

[PassingFair]

3. I can picture Zsa Zsa Gabor in that kitchen.

Boiling coffee for her Prince.

[terrya]

4. I can picture Florence Henderson in that kitchen...

holding a bottle of Wesson Oil and singing about "Wessonality"

[KitchenWitch]

5. Where is this home located?

that kitchen is the pits!

[Herman Munster]

8. Miami Beach, FL

in a house built in 1950 and obviously not updated much since.

[Orangepeel]

14. Is it actually on the beach?

Serious ugly there, but if it is on the water, potential buyers are probably lucky it has a kitchen at all.

[Herman Munster]

22. nah

no water view or anything maybe 10 blocks from the ocean

[zanne]

52. Miami Beach...

The home of bad taste.

[idgiehkt]

6. Beverly...

Hills, that is. Swimming pools. Movie Stars.

[graywarrior]

7. It's the two yellow towels that send me over the edge.

Cripes, there's another one hanging on the refrig door. Ack!

[KitchenWitch]

11. At least the appliances are not Harvest Gold!

:crazy:

[graywarrior]

13. They should have made the appliances maroon.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Yikes.

I wish my kitchen had that much room, but ... Blaaghh! :puke:

[MadHound]

10. Wow, so that's where grandma's kitchen went back in 1964!

Let me guess, it is described as "country cozy". I've sat around many a similar kitchen, but the vast majority of them have since been upgraded.

Quite nostalgic though, really takes me back.

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. My Eyes! Oh No!

My Interior Designer Eyes are now ruined!!!!

See!!!!

My eyes are totally fucking GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

15. I am not a designer and I still feel as if someone stuck a searing hot fork in my eyes!

x(

[Whoa_Nelly]

19. And people want money for this place????

Hot Damn! Am getting a Realtor license...you bet'cha! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Looks like a crate of terrist eggs walked in there

and detonated their IEDs.









(Improvised Egg Devices.)

[kedrys]

17. WHY?????

:puke: Yegads. :scared:

[Nicole]

18. I like that

nice sized window over the sink. The rest needs to be replaced. :puke:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

20. That is SO horrible.

...at least when they drop an egg, who will notice? :rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

23. They even matched the dishwasher door to the hideous cupboards!

WTF were they thinking?!?!?!?!!!

[SeattleGirl]

21. Oh my gawd! That is one UGLY kitchen!

:puke:

[KitchenWitch]

24. And I thought MY kitchen was ugly.

I have countertops made of white 3x3 tiles with backsplash to match, mediterranean style cabinet doors and terrible wallpaper. But at least it does not look like the remains of a microwaved egg.

[SeattleGirl]

29. Mine is no great shakes either, but I'd take it over that atrocity

in the picture any day!

[KitchenWitch]

30. See below, looks like the whole house is a trainwreck!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

37. Trainwreck is putting it mildly!

:rofl:

[Herman Munster]

25. MORE PICTURES

Look at the dining room



the bedroom in zebra motiff



the living room



Here's the listing in case anyone thinks I'm making this up!!!

http://www.ewm.com/properties/view.asp?webid=287779807

[Telly Savalas]

26. Until seeing those, I was convinced you'd confused the torture chamber

for the kitchen.

But I guess it's just the warped product of an interior designer who does way too much coke.

[KitchenWitch]

28. That has got to be the Tackiest House Ever (TM)

What were they thinking?

[barb162]

31. The pics of these rooms make the kitchen look great

This is REALLY bad decorating

[ashling]

34. After seeing the blue chevrons,

the kitchen doesn't really look that bad.

[Lost-in-FL]

35. EEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

That's HORRIBLE!!!

Specially this!!

[sleepyhead]

65. The ironing board is a nice touch. n/t

[KitchenWitch]

36. Notice the URL - ewm.com - for a second I thought it was eww.com

:rofl:

[LibDemAlways]

38. And I thought prices were out of line in my

area. $985K for that? The value must all be in the land. Assuming if that's a realistic price, the buyer is going to bring in the wrecking ball and build a new McMansion on the lot.

[jobycom]

45. Hopefully, the urns in the living room

contain those responsible....

Yeah, I know. Bad Joby. Bad!

[NewWaveChick1981]

50. *Mobster's voice* Now that's class!

:rofl: :yoiks: It's either a mobster's house or a bordello. Take your pick. :P

[NewJeffCT]

54. Let me guess - not updated since being built?

or maybe during the 70s?

[Left Is Write]

60. That decor is in bad taste in ANY era.

[NewJeffCT]

61. well, back in the 70s

faux wood paneling was popular, especially in basements... as well as often brightly colored shag carpets with matching wallpaper.

[Left Is Write]

66. I know - I grew up in the 70s.

I'd take wood paneling walls over that light blue monstrosity any time.

[jane_pippin]

57. This house is amazing!

:rofl:

Clearly, it's horrible. But, in a certain way it's kind of charming. I just keep picturing the person decorating it:
No, the zebra statue should go by the white curtains so it pops!
I want to feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor when I walk in the door!

That makes me kind of like it.

[HuffleClaw]

64. meeep

ok, we have an aborted and bargain basement attempt at danish modern followed by the hugh hefner bedroom (the ironing board is cute) and to top it off an attempt at versailles. i do say it would be a great place to film a sitcom.

[smoogatz]

27. Greeks. Got to be Greeks.

Love it.

[Nevernose]

32. It's like part of some kind of government experiment

Where they strap you in to a dentist's chair, force feed you LSD, and play Cyndi Lauper tunes backwards until you're convinced that your REAL name is Holden Caulfield and your mission in life is to destroy the public library system -- one book theft at a time.

[Nicole]

33. Makes me wonder how bad the bathrooms are!

They usually show pictures of the best rooms. :scared:

[DainBramaged]

39. That stove is from the 60's

[Deep13]

40. Nice suspended ceiling.

Are we sure it is not some corporate lunch room? Bleck!

[Arugula Latte]

70. Part of my kitchen ceiling is like that.

That's next on the To-Do list of Endless Home Renovations ... x(

[Spider Jerusalem]

41. I like the tiles.

Everything else would have to go, though.

[KT2000]

42. Looks like Design on a Dime

got to that kitchen!

[TommyO]

48. Or Trading Spaces with somebody who secretly hated you!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

43. The house was in California wasn't it?

THe prices of homes out there have nothing to do with actual worth.
Duckie

[jobycom]

44. One day it will be labeled bold and visionary.

I just hope it's not while I'm still alive.

[xchrom]

46. that place would easily take another 500k of upgrades.

[BlueIris]

47. Damn. It looks like the inside of a bee hive.

Yuck.

[NewWaveChick1981]

49. If the Brady Bunch had survived into the 80s, this is what their kitchen would have looked like...

:yoiks: :puke: Damn... There's no accounting for taste, even in an expensive house.

[Deja Q]

51. Wow, that style is HOT! (for 1978...)

[leeroysphitz]

53. Isn't that A shot of the kitchen in GRACELAND?

[ganeshji]

55. It's retro, but not in a good way.

My Grandma had the same model in a lovely shade of avocado.

[philosophie_en_rose]

56. There must be a hell of a view outside (or an oil well under) that house

[Nikia]

58. One thing to remember though is that if the home was located in the rural Midwest

That the listing price would be under $200,000.

[alarimer]

59. Don't make fun of my house

I'm kidding. I would have Harvest Gold appliances.

[zonkers]

62. Looks like ours (stuck in 60's) Just pop out that drop ceiling, lose the two tone cabinets,

the floor looks fine. (yeah it is ugly)

[sbj405]

63. They actually originally listed it for $1.05 M.

Guess there's a reason it's been on the market 6 months. You think their realtor might have talked to them about doing some changes.

[undeterred]

67. I think that would have been the dream kitchen

of the lady who built the house I live in. But fortunately only the kitchen walls are yellow and the cabinets are repainted white.

[Nikia]

68. To be fair, we have a retro house

We have faux wood paneling in the kitchen and basement. One bathroom is light blue. The other is light pink.
The house had been on the market for a year. The realator had told us that many people had shown interest but said that it required too many updates in the decor.
We thought that it was great. Unfortunately, we are finding out that it could use some energy efficiency updates but have no plans to remodel the actual decor anytime soon. Of course, we got our house for much less than the listed house.
For $985,000 around here (not that we could even afford the tax), we would get something very new looking with the latest high class styles. It would be a true mansion.

[Seabiscuit]

69. For someone who can't get enough of yellow in their life, it's a dream come true.

For anyone else, :banghead: