Call me what you want..but I'm convinced there's an Alien Race that....

[BlueJazz]

..somehow or whatever has landed on earth (perhaps due to an Engine or warp-drive malfunction)
and the only power source for their space-ship drive is Men's Socks.

I mean...this morning I went to get a pair of socks to wear and found 17 ...Yes 17 socks..
and not ONE of them matched...Christ.

Look..You Alien Fuckers...I know what you're doing and all that but have a little Brains..OK?
I realize that by taking only one sock that you think ("fakret..htlle evhtder nyitegz"..Which equals.."They'll never notice")

So..Pals...Let's make a deal...From now on ...Take BOTH Socks..OK?
You'll get home faster and I and many other Men will be much happier...

PS: You'll come back now, Ya Hear..

[mzteris]

1. it doesn't work

with matched pairs of socks - only mis-matched pairs! duh. You humans are so dumb.

You could at least say thanks for the coat hangers.

[AlecBGreen]

2. lol

Yeah apparently the combination of different colors and fabrics gives the fuel a higher octane. They've been raiding my dryer for years now. They must have like a "Strategic Sock Reserve" going on somewhere...