What was the WORST movie of 2003?

[Skinner]

Poll question: What was the WORST movie of 2003?

What was the WORST movie of 2003?

The seven films below received the most nominations for WORST movie in this thread. There was a tie for the 8, 9, and 10 slot, so we could not include more than 7.

Now is your opportunity to vote. This poll will be open until approximately 3:00PM ET, Thursday.

[Yavin4]

1. Gigli - Worst Movie, Worst Line

"Gobble, Gobble".

[judge_smales]

5. Turkey time!! n/m

......

[davidinalameda]

2. Matrix 3

and I adored Legally Blonde 2

what other movie has had gay dogs

[Skittles]

24. I would rather pull all my hair out one strand at a time

than see another f***ing piece of SHIT movie like the MATRIX series EVER AGAIN.

[Nomad559]

3. The Hulk

I only saw three of the movies on this list, ALL of them were bad.
The worst of them was The Hulk.
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Lasso of Truth

[arwalden]

4. I Didn't See Any Of These So I Voted For The One With The Silliest Premise

and besides... I really don't like Kelly Clarkson.

-- Allen

[mobuto]

6. What? No Lord of the Rings option?

Damn.

[asteroid2003QQ47]

23. No LOTR option?

I'm with you mobuto!

[Mass_Liberal]

25. Im sorry

but freedom of speech doesn't apply to the Lord of the Rings. It was far too insanely good. It think criticism of it should be banned.

[mobuto]

31. Too insanely good?

Lord of the Rigns is the biggest, shallowest tear-jerker ever that not even god-knows how many millions in computer magic could salvage.

Did you notice that the last - what was it, two hours (?) - of the third movie was nothing but characters going from scene to scene and crying? Not only does nothing happen, but the director does his damndest to get the audience emotional about it. I want my $11.00 back.

[Blue_Chill]

45. I agree

The last hour and a half of the third LOTR movie was garbage. It was nothing but sappy lines, dirty crying hobbits, and close ups of watery hobbit and elf eyes.

IT SUCKED! I want the 3 hours of my life I wasted on that trash returned to me at once!

[waylon]

47. ME TOOO

I spent 10+ hours agonizing over the trilogy over the holidays. What a waste of time, and money!

Clearly they were not able to find the editing room in any of the 3!

[Kamika]

7. neverMIND

im stupid

[Wickerman]

8. I sincerely doubt 16 people have seen Gigli

to vote it as worst of 2003. Not that I doubt it is...

[brainshrub]

12. I agree.

That movie sucked so bad that I didn't need to see it.

I had bought tickets to see Gigli, but on the way into the theater I noticed that the people who had seen the flick an hour earlier were being carried on stretchers to the hospital.

[ktranz]

9. Gotta be 2!!

Gigli and From Justin to Kelly

[TopesJunkie]

10. Where are Radio, Boat Trip, Dumb and Dumberer, Malibu's Most Wanted --

AND -- Dreamcatcher, Bringing Down the House, Phone Booth, The Life of David Gale, Daddy Day Care and Cold Mountain?

Talk about horrific films!

[NYYFan]

11. Matrix Revolutions- MY GOD- I for that ??

:puke:

The end that wasn't- total and complete P.O.S.

[truthseeker1]

13. Where's Daredevil?

And I slept through Ghosts of the Abyss. On EDIT: But seriously, From Justin to Kelly was in a class by itself (and I even LIKE Kelly Clarkson! which is the only reason I made myself watch the movie.)

Most Disappointing:
Charlie's Angels 2
Legally Blonde 2
Tears of the Sun
28 Days Later
LOTR: ROTK

[corporatewhore]

14. was so appalled by reloaded ididnt want to go near revolutions

[Uzybone]

15. The Hulk

the only other 2 on this list I saw were the Matrix 2 and 3. I thought they were OK.

[eyesroll]

16. I paid $3.95 of my hard-earned money to watch Matrix II on PPV

:puke:

No way I'm sitting through Matrix III, even if it's free. So if III actually was worse, wow, but for me, it's II by default.

Dear god was that awful.

[Fish-Slapping_Dance]

17. Of the listed choices

I had to choose Legally Blonde 2, because I was ready to bitch-slap Reese Witherspoon's character after the first 20 minutes. Damn, she was annoying.

Cat in the Hat came a close second.

Never saw Gigli, but I've heard it was awful.

[Cha]

18. Red, White, and Blonde was Not a "worst movie"..

did anyone notice how Democratic the movie was? :kick:

[LynneSin]

19. I did - I liked the movie

:D

[Cha]

20. I know! It made me tear up with happiness..

the way she was promoting Democracy(What a Concept!) :kick:

[Ernesto]

21. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

has gotta be up there pretty high on the list........ Why Sean, Why?

[pasadenaboy]

34. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be

I saw it on a plane. I'd give it a C+

[Faygo Kid]

40. I agree - what was with the car?

What a stupid movie. Nemo's sub was the size of the Pentagon, and the car in 1900 - what was the deal? Sean took the money and ran. A stupid, stupid movie.

[Kamika]

22. I still vote for Terminator 3

The Disappointment!

[DS1]

26. How many of you have actually ~seen~ Gigli?

The Bandwagooneering is rather funny

[Kat45]

27. It's hard to believe that 33 people here actually saw "Gigli"!

Actually trekked down to a theater, paid their money, and watched the movie! C'mon, how many voted for it just based on hearing about it? :-)

[Generic Other]

28. I vote for that 9/11 movie they did on Showtime

With Bush the crusader hero.

[Zech Marquis]

29. Gigli or whatever the hell it was called

when CN is making fun of you on the Morning AM show--alogg with every single tv and radio show ob that morning--you just KNOW that movie sucked big time! And Bennifer had the nerve to make ANOTHER one--called Jersey Girl :eyes:

I tink Ben needs to dump JLo and start picking better movie roles, and I mean quick!

[Breezy du Nord]

30. He should marry Mat Damon!

Go to Mass. and tie the knot! I heard him kinda joking about it, but I think it would be cool if he did it!

[AlFrankenFan]

32. Gigli sucked!

I didn't even have to see anything past an ad for it and its cast to know it was going to suck.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

33. ALL THE MATRIX MOVIES SHOULD BE BURNED

:D

[Kamika]

37. no way

Matrix1 was incredible

[Beaker]

35. I didn't see any of these...so I vote for master & commander.

a total disappointment.

[nyrnyr1994]

36. Wow I must be the only person in all of DU...

That actually liked matrix reloaded and revolutions. But I wouldn't have voted for either of them as best, that was LOTR in my opinion.

[theemu]

38. Thirteen

Absolutely wretched. An overobvious, exploitational, and downright racist piece of dog shit which many people fell for as 'art.' Here's a hint: a digital video aesthetic, handheld camera, canted angles, and fast-paced editing do not necessarily make a good movie, especially when your script is as laughably earnest as this one.

I can't give this sort of prize to a movie like Gigli or From Justin to Kelly simply because those movies weren't trying to be 'important.'

[CreamyGoodness]

39. I actually liked the Hulk

Y'know, I can totally understand how people expecting to see another popcorn superhero flick along the lines of "Spider-Man" would be disappointed by the "Hulk," but I rather liked it. It's a superhero movie for the "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" crowd. Which creates a kind of cognitive dissonance since superhero movies should be enjoyable by the kids who make up a good part of the comics' audience. Not to say the movie was perfect, and certainly not one of the year's top ten movies, but it was definitely OK.

[Uzybone]

44. It was boring

and extremely boring at that. Your really stretching it trying to label the Hulk on par with Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. In CTHD I actually cared what happened in the movie. In the Hulk I stopped caring sometime after the opening credits. Lame ass movie.

[Touchdown]

41. Magnolia

I know it's a 2000 film, but nothing made since compares to this 3 hour root canal!:puke:

Trite, insulting to the intelligence, and pretentious. It's like painting a red dot on canvas and calling it "Art". No it's not! It's the flag of Japan!:eyes:

PT Anderson is the most pompous windbag in Hollywood today. Why can't he have a freebasing overdose?

[theemu]

42. you don't know what you're talking about

sorry

[terrya]

43. Was Madonna's "Swept Away" a 2003 movie? If so, THAT was the worst movie

of 2003.

A law should be passed that would ban this woman from making any more movies. "Swept Away" was THE worst movie Madonna has ever made...and that's really saying something.

[youngred]

46. how on earth is matrix even considered

those were excellent movies, the fools who didn't understand it shouldn't be allowed to rule the roost of what is considered good

[Skinner]

48. Final results

Poll result (162 votes)
WORST - The Cat in the Hat (32 votes, 20%) Vote
WORST - From Justin to Kelly (21 votes, 13%) Vote
WORST - Gigli (54 votes, 33%) Vote
WORST - The Hulk (11 votes, 7%) Vote
WORST - Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde (14 votes, 9%) Vote
WORST - Matrix Reloaded (14 votes, 9%) Vote
WORST - Matrix Revolutions (16 votes, 10%) Vote