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Bush's Top 12 New Year's Resolutions (FREE T-SHIRT!)
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George W. Bush's Top 12 New Year's Resolutions

1. Expand the post office in Crawford, TX, so that it will be
able to handle all of the letters of condolence to be sent after
my defeat in 2004.

by Alan L. Sisson, MD, RPh

2. Convince America that having all the jobs they want at $5.65
an hour is an economic recovery.
by Thomas Veatch

3. Ask Dick if he's got a spare room in his secure undisclosed
location.
by Kim Walker

4. Not to run for re-selection.
by Cynthia Putt

5. Not go "Nucular" when debating Edwards.
by Frank Stockton

6. Start looking for someone to write my memoir for me.
by jonnybutter

7. Ride stationary bike backwards for 30 minutes each day. I can
never get too much practice backpedaling.
by Susanna King

8. Ask not what my daddy can do for me ; but ask - what can I do
for my daddy?
by Joe Gonzalez

9. Figure out who's in charge here.
by Ann Seymour

10. Never leave a child behind, unless they just can't keep up.
by Doc

11. Take decisive steps to ensure fair voting practices in every
state except Florida. They're doing just fine.
by Pamela Emery

12. Apply for a lobbying job. All the top Republicans are doing
it now. That's one unemployment benefit worth extending!
by Mike Kasper

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