Dictator's dick for sale!!!!!!! Get it while it's hot

[CatWoman]

Russian wants to sell Hitler's 'penis'

A Russian man who claims to be in possession of Hitler's mummified penis is to put it up for sale.

Ivan Zudropov says he's prepared to allow a DNA test on it to confirm its origins.

Mr Zudropov claims his father, Vasiliy, was a Red Army soldier who saw action in Berlin and was one of the troops who was first into the Nazi's command bunker, where he found Hitler's body.

Mr Zudropov said the Russian soldiers had stripped the body of clothing, then kicked and punched it before hacking it up, and that his dad had decided to keep a piece as a souvenir.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_805215.html?menu=news.quirkies

[Braden]

1. were the ears already gone?

wtf?.....

[GOPisEvil]

2. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Who the hell would KEEP a mummified penis in their house, no matter WHOSE it was!!!

:shrug:

And, you KNOW some "moran" is going to lay out huge bucks for this...

[CatWoman]

3. And did you note

that it is only 2 1/2 inches long?

No wonder Hitler was such a bastard :D

[GOPisEvil]

4. SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait...this is Hitler's dick...yeah, I'd be a little edgy too if Eva was laughing at my willy...

[Hubert Flottz]

6. If they do a DNA test it will show up like a one armed bandit,s

windows and say BUSH BUSH BUSH when they push the buttons on the tester!

Hitler only had one ball and now we find out he had a 2 1/2 inch talleywhacker! No wonder Patton called him a little prick! The forensic meds guys should look for the one ball evidence!

Put it on Ebay Today with Oday, Qsay, and Jeb Ushbay! * Otay?

[thermodynamic]

5. Didn't know the horny old soldier sod was a fruit as well...

I mean, who would keep a penis? I would, but I'd rather it remain attached to the man I'll marry in Canada... and it sure as heck will be larger than 2.5" inches, no wonder Hitler was such a loopie, good grief - if I had a small wankie, I'd be blathering bonkers too!

I mean, the dead dictator certainly won't be using it anywhere or on anyone.

The little spermies can't wander around on their own looking for a taxi, let alone an ovum... :eyes: And with only one testicle that was probably defunct anyway...

Ananova of course, they do have the most amusing oddball stories - much thanks and thanks much!