What would you do to improve your workplace?

[ohiosmith]

[Chan790]

1. Remove Frappuccino from the menu.

Seriously...let's take another chain's stupid idea (The Coolatta) and make our own take on it. Yeesh.

Yes, I work at Starbucks.

[AllegroRondo]

2. Margarita Fridays!

woohoo!

[Chan790]

3. Sweet Jesus!

Why didn't I think of that? I mean I've even got the $500 industrial-strength 900HP blender.

[AllegroRondo]

10. Would you need a liquor license for that?

or would it not apply if you didnt sell them, and only gave them to employees?

[Chan790]

11. No license need provided you're not charging for them

at least that's the law here, my hairdresser has a great scam going...she gives beer to her clients for while they wait. $25 for a haircut and free beer while I wait an hour for my color to set.

[montanto]

4. set it on fire!

[Little Wing]

5. Take charge.

You didn't ask what I 'could' do

[Guava Jelly]

6. Hire Hooters girls

and have an open bar :)

[redwitch]

7. move it out of my car.

I'm a road rep. I am sick of my car.

[Rambis]

8. Guinness on draught

and basic office tasks exams for all the employees. I swear I could drink 50 pints and still function better than some of the bone heads we have around here.

[City Lights]

20. Mmmm mmmmm good!

:9

[LeftyMom]

9. Pay good workers enough to stay and fire the slackers nt

[BluePatriot]

15. Seconded...

too many people looking productive and not doing much (like me muahahaha)

[Omphaloskepsis]

12. Drywall and warmth would be nice.

[Katherine Brengle]

13. Hire a maid?

:D

[KamaAina]

14. Move it away from all the, uh, "people experiencing housing insecurity".

And somewhere where it's near more bus lines, and more than two restaurants (of which one is a Jack in the Box).

[Left Is Write]

16. Add computer systems to track members' use of the facilities...

replace the rickety vacuum with a new one, get rid of all the battery-powered toys and replace them with fun toys that do NOT create a huge cacophony, and build a better storage system.

(I work at a health club daycare.)

[femmocrat]

17. Let us have our small fridges, microwaves, and coffee-makers back.

They made us get rid of small appliances about 2 years ago to "save money." I would like to see how much they actually saved.

Meanwhile, the buildings are so hot, we have to open the windows in the winter.

Oh, and get rid of the right-wing tech guy who blocks all the interesting places (including DU) on the internet.

[av8rdave]

18. Get my pension back,

New corporate officers, new equipment, better pay, more time off

[Kerrytravelers]

19. Vacuum.

I work at home! :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Have someone to cook me lunch every day.