CAPTION a fake president and his fake supporter

[underpants]

[demnan]

1. Mommy! Mommy

come get me! I don't like this silly man!

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. Mr. President, I was an accident, too!

My parents say that just like NCLB, I was an unfunded mandate!

[Pobeka]

3. "Mr. President, it's been almost 4 years, how about some funding now?"

[Pobeka]

4. How come you give your friends money but won't give children money?

[Bertha Venation]

5. hey, mister, what does "hypocrite" mean?

[underpants]

6. Teacher:"Okay uh someone other than the fake student...anyone?.....

Okay George....

Uh what was the question?

[cosmicdot]

7. W: the hand is taking votes now, how many like this as the NeoCon

(PNAC) Youth Brigade uniform for females students, 12 and under??

[underpants]

8. Yes it was me who saved the Von Trapp family

:eyes:

[private_ryan]

9. white is right

n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "Are-null showed me how to grope girls when he came to DC!

"Come on over here and I'll show ya how it's done kids! No behind will be left behind if I'm reselecticated, you can count on that Darlin!"

[AlGore-08.com]

11. Smirk: (singing) All God's chillin' with trus' funds gots shoes!!

eom

[Fleshdancer]

12. "over here sir! over here. BEHIND you sir! remember me? the child??"

heeellllooooo???

[soup]

13. George Bush (news, articles) raises his arm

to protect himself from another swat about to be adminstered by the energetic classroom lie detector.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

14. "So how many a you kids like communist-era poster art

like Mao n' Stalin and them old guys used to use? Well, this is our version, but it uses happy Murkins instead of them nasty ol commies!

An if ya look closely, kids, you'll see she's pointing out that there's only One Way to Jesus!"

[cosmicdot]

15. W continues his 'lounge act' phase: here he asks for an 'Amen' ...

as he sends a call-out for not leaving a child behind ... he lamented, "that would be sad" ... and, heralded, "leave 'em some friends, too" ... saying, "I mean, let's be compassionate about it".

*lounge act phase: training and preparing him for a possible unstructured debate venue

[cosmicdot]

16. a kick for the photography

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Georgie Shifts to His Right Behind

[corporatewhore]

18. I am proud member of lil brown shirts of the bush youth zieg hiel

[cosmicdot]

19. the school kids were really spooked when *' hand suddenly separated

from his body and floated across stage

[CanuckAmok]

20. "Sorry, folks, that's a typo..."

...Our promise is "no child's left behind". To that end, we're currently waging war on the world, in the hopes that every child in America will have the opportunity to suit up and havew his or her left buttocks shot off in some god-gorsaken yet oil-rich sandpit.