my "gaydar" is messed up

[leftofthedial]

I keep being attracted to women and then finding out that they are lesbians.

Any advice?

[democracyindanger]

1. Sex change?

:shrug:

[leftofthedial]

2. yow! I'm pretty attached to the charlies.

I'm not talking about mullets and flannel shirts . . .

[Catfight]

3. I'll take your broken gaydar, that's exactly what I need. I keep being

attracted to women I wish were lesbians.

[leftofthedial]

4. I'm not hitting on you, but we should go out together

and trade.

[unsavedtrash]

7. I used to do the same thing.

The only thing I came up with was keep on trying. Finally worked.

[Unvanguard]

5. Tell me about it.

I keep on being attracted to straight males.

I think my "gaydar" is nonexistent.

[leftofthedial]

6. I've asked out five women since I started "dating" again

four of them turned out to be lesbians. To be fair, one said she was bi, but in a relationship with another woman. I'm not real good at being single, but I had no idea it would be like this.

[idgiehkt]

8. ask for an intro to their straight friends.

because you know they have them. They may have a girl friend that is perfect for you.

good luck. :hi:

[leftofthedial]

9. thanks!

I'll keep on plugging.

[swag]

10. That's biometric authentication for you.

[cboy4]

11. If you're finding gay human beings, then your gaydar IS working.

Why do you think they call it GAYdar anyway?

And why do you suspect you have/need gaydar if you're a male looking for a straight female?

Perhaps you need to call DirectTV and sign up for straightdar if you're looking for straight people.

Yah know?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. ...

:spray:

[RegimeChange2008]

13. Doesn't Rupert Murdoch own Direct TV?

I don't want him calibrating my "Straightdar". I'm not dating anyone in that 29% who still buy the Chimp's bullshit.