jpgray's DU almanac

[jpgray]

January

If many or all of these descriptive descriptions describe you, you are a male who will have trouble finding dates:

1. You have crushes of convenience, based on proximity--the girl you work with or go to school with, etc. You moon over same for years and do nothing of note to express your attraction.

2. You put women on pedestals and feel that if you are "nice" to any woman she should throw herself at you, even if she feels no attraction to you whatsoever. You don't feel this outlook is selfish.

3. You write bad poetry.

4. You pursue women who are wholly out of your league.

[asthmaticeog]

1. Well, we're scared,

but we ain't shakin'
Kinda bent,
but we ain't breakin'
in the long run
Ooh, I want to tell you, it's a long run

[jpgray]

2. Life in the fast lane

Surely make you lose your mind.

[asthmaticeog]

4. Every time I try to walk away

Something makes me turn around and stay
And I can't tell you why

[jpgray]

5. Why don't you come to your senses?

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

[asthmaticeog]

6. Get over it

All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

[Richardo]

10. Victim of love, we're not so far apart

I could be wrong, but I'm not, no I'm not.

[darkstar]

11. There's so many things you should have told her,

but night after night you're willing to hold her,
Just hold her, tears on your shoulder

[ghostsofgiants]

3. We are all frightened and horny...

But we can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring!

[asthmaticeog]

7. .

:wtf:

Brilliant, yes, but :wtf:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Hahaha, I don't even know.

You spend two weeks sick as shit, you stop making sens eand you stop caring about not making sense.

[Richardo]

9. You may say to yourself -

well? How did I get here?