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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 12:10 AM
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The Newest Condom on the Market
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  - Yer killin' me  The Traveler   Jan-26-07 12:15 AM   #1 
  - Fine work!! Certainly your magnum opus  darkstar   Jan-26-07 12:17 AM   #2 
  - Wish I could call it mine...  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:29 PM   #12 
  - that's a mood killer right there  kagehime   Jan-26-07 12:20 AM   #3 
  - I wouldn't expect any partner of yours to need one...  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:31 PM   #13 
  - hilarious  judaspriestess   Jan-26-07 12:58 AM   #4 
  - Better check at WalMart...  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:32 PM   #14 
  - Ewwwww!  SeattleGirl   Jan-26-07 12:59 AM   #5 
  - It's only for  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:33 PM   #15 
     - ROFL!  SeattleGirl   Jan-26-07 03:56 PM   #19 
     - I think even they have standards.  Ms_Dem_Meanor   Jan-26-07 09:45 PM   #27 
  - Oh yuck  Nicole   Jan-26-07 01:02 AM   #6 
  - Their purpose...  regnaD kciN   Jan-26-07 04:53 AM   #7 
  - That's the variety  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:34 PM   #16 
  - Full of holes?  Jimbo S   Jan-26-07 11:39 AM   #8 
  - Just like his head and ass.  Ms_Dem_Meanor   Jan-26-07 09:41 PM   #24 
  - Ewwwww...  NewWaveChick1981   Jan-26-07 11:44 AM   #9 
  - Dumb fuckers probably  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:37 PM   #17 
  - lol  Reverend_Smitty   Jan-26-07 11:45 AM   #10 
  - They'd look more realistic if they were life size.....you know, about  cboy4   Jan-26-07 11:46 AM   #11 
  - lol  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 03:38 PM   #18 
  - tweak  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 06:21 PM   #20 
  - my favorite . . . .  hijinx87   Jan-26-07 06:23 PM   #21 
  - ...  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 09:38 PM   #23 
  - This reminds me of a graffito we used to scrawl  Catshrink   Jan-26-07 07:29 PM   #22 
  - Haha!  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 09:43 PM   #26 
  - It would be funny if someone passed out a truckload at the DC rally.  edbermac   Jan-26-07 09:42 PM   #25 
     - They probably have a pocketful as we speak.  Ms_Dem_Meanor   Jan-26-07 09:48 PM   #28 
     - They should include the caption on the wrapper...  GoddessOfGuinness   Jan-26-07 09:56 PM   #29 
 
The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 12:15 AM
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1. Yer killin' me
:rofl:

Now excuse me while I wipe down the monitor ...

:spray:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 12:17 AM
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2. Fine work!! Certainly your magnum opus
Okay, maybe your plain old Trojan opus...

:hi:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:29 PM
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12. Wish I could call it mine...
Someone e-mailed it to me. :hi:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 12:20 AM
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3. that's a mood killer right there
good thing i didn't have plans tonight
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:31 PM
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13. I wouldn't expect any partner of yours to need one...
:hi: :toast:
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judaspriestess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 12:58 AM
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4. hilarious
does his new condom also come with a vibrating ring?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:32 PM
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14. Better check at WalMart...
:rofl:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 12:59 AM
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5. Ewwwww!
Now THAT would make me swear off sex for the rest of forever! :puke: :puke: :puke:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:33 PM
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15. It's only for
dumb fuckers...

:D :beer:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:56 PM
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19. ROFL!
:rofl:
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:45 PM
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27. I think even they have standards.
:hi:
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 01:02 AM
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6. Oh yuck
:P
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 04:53 AM
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7. Their purpose...
...is to give people a false sense of security while they are being screwed.

:evilgrin:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:34 PM
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16. That's the variety
with a hole in the top.
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Jimbo S Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:39 AM
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8. Full of holes?
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:41 PM
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24. Just like his head and ass.
Oops! I meant like his daughters.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:44 AM
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9. Ewwwww...
:puke: Bet that image causes a lot of limpness.... :yoiks:

But that's funny as hell! :rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:37 PM
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17. Dumb fuckers probably
get off on it. :evilgrin:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:45 AM
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10. lol
But I think seeing him on a package of condoms might spoil the mood a bit
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 11:46 AM
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11. They'd look more realistic if they were life size.....you know, about
the diameter of a nickel.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 03:38 PM
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18. lol
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 06:21 PM
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20. tweak
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hijinx87 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 06:23 PM
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21. my favorite . . . .

after poppy bush's gulf war, a company came out with the
"stealth condom". it was red, white, and blue, and it's
motto was "they will never see you coming".
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:38 PM
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23. ...
:spray:
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 07:29 PM
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22. This reminds me of a graffito we used to scrawl
on walls when I was in HS:

Nixon withdraw like your father should have.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:43 PM
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26. Haha!
Except in Dimson's case, his great great grandfather should have withdrawn.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:42 PM
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25. It would be funny if someone passed out a truckload at the DC rally.
Especially to the handful of freepers that are there.
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Ms_Dem_Meanor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:48 PM
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28. They probably have a pocketful as we speak.
I wonder if the twins gotta stash?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-26-07 09:56 PM
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29. They should include the caption on the wrapper...
:evilgrin:
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