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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 07:14 PM
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It's time to play "make a fundie head explode":
So it turns out that EVOLUTION caused this VIRGINAL birth:


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070124/ap_on_sc/britain_virgin_birth

MANCHESTER, England - A British zoo announced Wednesday the virgin birth of five Komodo dragons, giving scientists new hope for the captive breeding of the endangered species.

In an evolutionary twist, the newborns' eight-year-old mother Flora shocked staff at Chester Zoo in northern England when she became pregnant without ever having a male partner or even being exposed to the opposite sex.


:rofl:




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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 07:41 PM
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1. Awesome!!
:rofl:

Oh, by the way, Super Bowl Party at my place again this year. Check the Texas forum! :)
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 08:03 PM
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4. Sweet!
It'll be nice to see you and the rest of the Austin DU gang again!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 08:07 PM
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7. If you need directions or anything, let me know...
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 07:43 PM
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2. Well, random mutation.
It'd be evolution if it were selected for.

Such as with the whiptail lizard.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 07:47 PM
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3. On the contrary, the fundies will probably flock to the zoo
Edited on Wed Jan-24-07 07:48 PM by crim son
and demand access to Holy Mother Flora. It's a miracle! O8)
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 08:05 PM
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5. Christ has returned and he's a lizard!
proof that Nature will always find a way.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 08:07 PM
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6. Lesbianism: It's God's Will
Clearly God meant it to be that way.
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eppur_se_muova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 08:36 PM
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8. JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS LIZARD!
Sorry, I just like that name. :P
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-24-07 09:40 PM
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9. We should open up a petting zoo for the freepers.
That would thin the heard. Those things are viscious. (Yes the freepers too.) No I don't know from personal experience. But I have read a little bit about them in Douglas Adams' last chance to see.
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