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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 03:54 PM
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Screw it. I'm becoming an evangelical. And here's why:
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idgiehkt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 03:57 PM
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1. Excuse me but what the f*ck? Shouldn't this be the headline???
"Haggard resigned from the church in 2006, after a scandal linked him to drugs and a male prostitute."

What am I missing here?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 04:16 PM
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3. Yes, but this is the main$tream twofaced media...
Seems the cretins aren't bought and paid for by the tightie-righties after all. :shrug:
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 04:07 PM
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2. Can you cry on cue?
On television and in front of a live audience? While bemoaning your weakness in the presence of Satan, and that's what made you go to the motel with that woman / man / girl / boy / goat / douchebag / cigarette?

If you can do all that, then you, too, can be an Evangelist!

Tell us, HT, where can we send our money?

Praise da Toad.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-22-07 04:16 PM
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4. LOL
Edited on Mon Jan-22-07 04:17 PM by HypnoToad
:rofl:

Fuck evangelicals. Eh, let me rephrase that... :spray: Haggard's lot lost his credibility and now he's found it in a fickle media. Trying to be a name because, just like Donald Trump he's got nothing left. Well, maybe a bad wig and a used condom, but that's about it... and I feel sorry for the wigs.

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