I'm kicking my ex out of the house next week so Haruka can visit me

[LostinVA]

How evil is that?

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Tres evil.

That's why I love you.

[Guava Jelly]

2. Oh Get another room!!

:rofl:
:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. We're going to have a WHOLE HOUSE!!!

:evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

20. I'd love to be a fly on the wall with the official du webcam for that one

:rofl: :7

[LostinVA]

4. We'll have several

The ex just said HER room is off limits... of course. Ick.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Yeah, even we have limits.

[LostinVA]

8. Sad but true

[Guava Jelly]

21. Well I think Haruka will understand

:7

[sniffa]

5. oh word!!?

forever, or just temporary?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. I'm just visiting.

[LostinVA]

12. Just for the weekend

But who knows in a few months.....

The girl loves me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. I do.

[flvegan]

6. Look...it isn't working, seriously.

I'm NOT getting jealous, k?

Will there be any pics?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. A few things:

1. It is.

2. Liar.

3. No.

[LostinVA]

19. bwwwahhhh

[flvegan]

22. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

You know what that means...

Score 1 for flvegan.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. *SIGH*

*pats head (the one on your shoulders perv)*

*walks away shaking head*

[flvegan]

27. *checks out

haruka's ass while she's walking away*

Score 2 for flvegan

[LostinVA]

29. I'm half Sicilian, dude

[LeftyMom]

9. How long until flvegan demands pics?

I have five minutes in the pool!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Dude, he already did.

You're off your game tonight.

[LeftyMom]

17. Like I said, he must be typing with two hands for once.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

13. Fuck! He already did- must be typing with two hands tonight.

:P

[LostinVA]

15. EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Well, that's a rarity.

:rofl:

[Name removed]

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[LeftyMom]

31. Honey, Haruka could kick your ass, Lost is taking Boxing lessons and I have naked pics of you

Right now, shutting up might be the wisest option. :P

[LostinVA]

33. Score one for the Sacramento vegan!

[flvegan]

36. Stop. You're making 'ruka jealous.

It'll be your ass that gets kicked, I'm afraid.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Nope, as usual, the woman is right and the man is WRONG.

[LeftyMom]

40. Stop thinking of haruka and me fighting

Yes, that does include pillow fighting, mud wrestling, oil and pudding. Down boy.

[Midlodemocrat]

52. If only we had a dangerous dog we could sic on him.

Kidding, flvegan, kidding. Don't kill me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. Unfortunately, I have a retarded old lab right now.

Nothing like the killer breeds we normally own.

[flvegan]

63. I have quite the way with dangerous dogs...

Most fighting stock don't do this for strangers (trespassing) in their yards:



Gamedog belly rubs! Bring your worst!

[Midlodemocrat]

50. OMG.

:rofl:

:thumbsup: to LM for the flvegan smackdown.

[LostinVA]

51. hehehehehe... I know!

[flvegan]

88. Apparently so (looks directly above your post)

Good night, DU. I should post more hatred and flirt less, I guess. Fun and games with friends takes a backseat to bullshit.

Whatever.

Delete this one too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

89. LostinVA and I agree with you.

[LeftyMom]

90. Yeah, that surprised me.

Phobes like you wouldn't believe, but no good natured (if a bit pervy) kidding around. Whatever.

[LostinVA]

102. Trust me, we didn't ask for it to be deleted

I'll just get Haruka to kick your ass if you annoy me too much.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Can I come?

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. You will not be in a lesbian sandwich.

Perv.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Damn, it was a one-time thing?

x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. Yes.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

35. You tease.

;)

[LostinVA]

28. YOU ARE SUCH A PERV

[Starbucks Anarchist]

30. And?

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

37. I'm telling Rachael, EVOO Boy

[Starbucks Anarchist]

39. Oh, she'll join us.

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

41. YUMMO!!!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. That'll be the "safe word."

:evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

44. Jeebus Christo

[Starbucks Anarchist]

46. BWAHAHAHHAHA!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. He *IS* a perv.

[PVnRT]

106. That's hot

n/t

[jonnyblitz]

42. that's cool.

i hope you had a fun nyc weekend!! I haven't been around online much this past week. i was stranded here in southern New Hampshire with no heat or electricity or internet access off and on for a few days. it got hairy a few times.

i am glad to see things are moving right along for you two though. :hi:

[LostinVA]

45. I had a great time

With Thom, too, just in a non-pervy way. He's a wild man.

I'll have to catch up with you on another trip, okay?

[jonnyblitz]

49. good.

family stuff keeps coming up lately though. i have to come back up here again next weekend. I almost thought of going to DC for the anti war march but something came up here. back to CT tomorrow.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. Yeah, we had a great time.

I'm glad you have heat and electricity back. That sucks.

We'll have to meet up sometime soon.

[jonnyblitz]

54. i agree

that we have to meet up soon. :hi:

[Saboburns]

55. AFTER 39 years I've FINALLY come out of the closet.

And I couldn't be happier. Like a TREMENDOUS weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

Yep.

I'm a LESBIAN.






Now if I could just figure out what to do with my penis I'll have it made.

[Deja Q]

56. I'll take it!

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. You're lame.

[NightNurse]

58. Your "EX" lives with you ?

Gawd I'm Old and Quaint.:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[LostinVA]

59. Yes -- we own real estate together and we're friends

I was a single woman for quite a while before Haruka. She coaxed me back into the saddle again.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

60. And it's like you never took a break from riding.

[LostinVA]

61. Oh boy

You made me give an evil snicker.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

62. Hehe.

[Name removed]

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[LostinVA]

66. Oh, and "ex" shouldn't be in quotes, okay?

We were together for about a decade. That earns the word without quotation marks, I wager.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

68. I'm just reiterating. It's her ex and not her "ex."

What's your deal?

[LostinVA]

71. NUCLEAR OPTION, SWEETIE

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

72. Heh.

I love you.

[LostinVA]

75. And I love you, too

SWEETIE

[Midlodemocrat]

94. I'm gonna go with just old.

as in bat.

[wildhorses]

64. who do you think you are??

fergie and andrew:rofl:

[LostinVA]

70. I wish I had their money

[Nevernose]

67. TRUE evil would be letting the ex stay

"Oh, by the way: I've met someone new and they'll be spending the weekend here. You don't mind, do you? And would you mind making yourself a little scarce? Thanks, hon. We'd really appreciate it."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. The ex is completely aware of me and that I'm coming down.

[LostinVA]

73. That she is -- and she thinks we make a cute couple

Isn't that quaint?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

74. It's very quaint, sweetie.

[LostinVA]

76. hehehhehehe

[Nevernose]

77. Self-delete

Joke in bad taste. Sorry

[LostinVA]

78. Excuse me???

Not funny on so many different levels.

[bicentennial_baby]

80. Enjoy the ride...

It's wicked awesome when other DUers 2nd guess your relationship, seriously.... :eyes:

:hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

81. Especially DUers that have NEVER come into one of our threads EVER before.

:hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

82. that always rocks....for reals...

been there...and you both have my sincere sympathy.. :hug: :hug:

Y'all rock, you know that. :loveya: :loveya:

[Nevernose]

96. It IS an open thread

It's not like I've never read them before. Sorry if it was in poor taste.

[LeftyMom]

84. It sucks that you'd know.

Most of this board doesn't deserve you. :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

93. that is seriously sweet of you....

yeah, hell and back on this board, but we survived it...and you. you....wow. :hug:

[LeftyMom]

97. No, it's really just being decent.

Unfortunately that stands out anymore. :(

[Nevernose]

95. Sorry. Joke in bad taaste.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. What buisiness of it is yours?

[LeftyMom]

83. Well shit, no pursuing your own happiness if it might make somebody vaugely uncomfortable.

This is homophobic bullshit.

My ex lived with me for months after we split until he found his own place and nobody said a bad thing to me about it, though I was pursuing a relationship with another DUer. In fact, a whole lot of people talked about how patient and kind I was to let him stay. The only difference? My ex has a dick.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

85. Spot on.

I love you.

[LeftyMom]

86. Awww.

:blush:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

87. I told LostinVA I'd mail you the vegan dark chocolate I bought for her.

She said she'd kill me.

Sorry.

[LeftyMom]

91. My assfat thanks her

but the rest of me might cry.

[Nevernose]

98. Been in the same situation

With an ex who needed a place to stay well after the relationship was over. Got the t-shirt. It was awkward at times. I didn't mean to offend.

On edit: It might have been inappropriate, but it wasn't homophobic. I would have made the exact same inappropriate joke to a hetero couple.

[LostinVA]

100. No one ever calls me patient and kind

Although ThomCat did call me "sweet" last Sunday. I fooled him big time.

I love you, LM!!!

[Whoa_Nelly]

92. What I want to know is....

How's that kitchen look? :hi:

[ThomCat]

99. It looks like I missed all the evil.

That's what I get for being off-line for a few hours.
:(

I'm glad your ex is giving you the house for the visit. That's cool. You two deserve a lot of good weekends together.

[LostinVA]

101. Thanks, Purrkins

I have great respect and (platonic) affection for the ex, and she's been a real sport about my relationship with Haruka.

How are the trained opossums?

[ThomCat]

103. Fat, lazy, and happy just like always.

:7

Millie Dear just got half an hour of brushing and attention. If the boys were awake I'd have both of them climbing on me, but they're both napping right now.

Lucky bastards. I'd love to still be asleep right now.

[LynneSin]

104. Oh lordy - will Virginia survive this weeken

Have a great time you two

[LostinVA]

105. Thanks -- !

[LynneSin]

107. One of these times when you're cruising by Delaware you should stop by

I only live less than a mile from 95

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

108. Maybe on the way back.

God, I'll be stopping in the fake state.

[LynneSin]

109. WHO INVITED YOU

You're not invited until you realize that Delaware is a wonderful state.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

110. I guess I'm never invited

Oh well. You just don't want your cats to realize they love me more.

[LynneSin]

111. You're invited - you just have to say my state is a great place

:D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

112. I am not a liar.

BTW, LostinVA and I are hijacking douchebag in GD. Hehe.

[LynneSin]

113. I don't see it as lying, I seeing it as you not willing to explore the truth

if you came to DE even for a few hours you could see we're quite the lovely, sales-tax free state

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

114. Douchebag.

[LynneSin]

115. BIDET

so there!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

116. Whatever. I know you douche with Febreeze.

Perv.

[LynneSin]

120. Well at least I douche - I hear you just go around all stinky

SO THERE

dirty person!

[LostinVA]

118. I'll be heading up at least once a month -- that would be a good place to stop

for a break. Before I have to deal with DC.

[philosophie_en_rose]

117. I hope you all have a great week.

:bounce:

[LostinVA]

119. Thanks