Absolution online

[trof]

Were you a little too tired/hungover/apathetic to go to church and confession this morning?

Did you open one eye, look at the clock, say "ah, the hell with it", and turn back over?

Whatever your excuse, now you HAVE no excuse.

Get thee hence:
http://www.absolution-online.com/
O8)

[frogfromthenorth2]

1. Good grief....

[hlthe2b]

2. LOL.... now how can one get absolution.....

if this website is not sanctioned by the church? I guess admission alone relieves some consciences?

[bearfan454]

3. What's next ?

electronic vote stealing on-line ?

http://www.blackboxvoting.com

or

http://www.blackboxvoting.org

[DUreader]

4. Opi's Sinners Club, Sign up Now. Name your Sin

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=605361#605580

[hippiechick]

5. Dang, I thought it was an Absolut! club online ...

:hangover: :hippie:

[trof]

7. Here ya go:

[Mercurius]

6. I'm not Catholic

So I guess it doesn't count. Too bad. :D

[trof]

11. See post #9.

[RebelOne]

8. But I have the best excuse. I'm an atheist.

[trof]

9. Me too, but here's a chance

to hedge your bets.
;-)

[dolo amber]

10. Sheesh!

I need to do 56 hail Marys!! :o

Anyone got a football? ;)

:D

50 bucks says my Jewish gran is rolling over in her urn knowing I even LOOKED at that site...

[nuxvomica]

12. Some of the sins are pretty reminiscent of my parochial school days

"Delectatio Morosa - the pleasure taken in a sinful thought or imagination even without desiring it"

"Gaudium - dwelling with complacency on sins already committed"

"Failing to avoid the near occasion of sin...placing oneself in a situation known to be very tempting toward evil"

Some are rather progressive, though:

"Excessive consumerism"

"Prejudice...condoning the belief that one's value rests in race, creed, or gender"

"Disregard for the environment"

"Failure to tend to the needs of the poor"

And then there's some I can't figure out:

"Making an idol of one's own body"

"Felching and related perversions" :wtf: