Someone tell MissHoneychurch

[crim son]

that I got her the kiss from a handsome man last night, aged 34 :* Actually, I got two and I got his phone number if she wants it because I don't.

[Deja Q]

1. I'm 34,but I didn't kiss you... but if you want my phone number, just ask.

I think you need a :hug:. Nothing dirty or anything else tethered to my online persona.

[crim son]

4. I have a powerful phone phobia!

It gets in the way sometimes. Thanks for the hug though. One for you, Hypno: :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

16. Are you shitting me?

Do you really?

I swear we must be sisters somehow.

weird....

[crim son]

19. I'm not shitting you.

I've had it as long as I've known what telephones were for. That's odd, isn't it? Separated at birth.

[Robb]

2. I'm also 34, and it wasn't me either

Just to keep my internet stalkers abreast. As it were. :D

[Deja Q]

3. Now you keep breasts out of this!

:wow:

[crim son]

5. This guy's name was Leroy. He didn't like the name either.

:P

[crim son]

6. I just remembered that I promised MHC a drink and a dance,

but the kiss was for BNL (slaps forehead). I'm a dummkopf!

[BarenakedLady]

8. Hehehehe

I just read this after I posted....thanks babe!

[BarenakedLady]

7. But...but...but

What about me?

You need to kiss some hot boys for meeeee.....:cry:

[crim son]

9. He was for you.

There, there. Don't worry :P

[BarenakedLady]

10. I need details...

and type....reeeeeaaalllly slllooowwwwwwllly. ;)

[crim son]

12. He was fairly conservative looking but not dressed like a dork.

Not too tall... 5' 10". Athletic build. Short dark blonde hair and hazel eyes. Clean cut with a very nice jawline. Basically yer handsome dude. And exceedingly nice. As for the kiss, I told my girlfriend that I was required to get you one. She found the young man and told him I needed help and brought him to me. I wasn't sure he was the right guy so I joked around with him for a while. Anyhow, when we went to the next place, he followed us. I turned around and there he was so I said, "Can you give me that kiss now?" He gave me two :evilgrin: and bought me a drink. I don't want to kiss just anybody for you, BNL!

[BarenakedLady]

15. Woot!

How pathetic is it that I'm excited about a vicarious kiss in my honor? :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

11. I am 40 not 34

:eyes:

[crim son]

13. This is true.

But you're name, thank merciful god, isn't Leroy, either :P

[Guava Jelly]

14. Last time i checked it wasn't

I guess it all depends n the game :evilgrin:

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[Starbucks Anarchist]

18. I'm 26, silly!

Oh, wait... :P

[crim son]

20. It was a duty and nothing more, SA.

I am just that good a friend to BNL! :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Sure you are.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

23. It's true

It was all for me. Since I can't get anyone to kiss me, I need a surrogate like crim son. Quite sad really. :(


She is like Mother Theresa, I tall ya!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Like Mother Teresa, but without the dignity.

:evilgrin: I kid crim son. :D

And here's a kiss for ya, BNL. :*

[crim son]

28. I'm on the floor laughing.

Really.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

33. Really?

:D

[BarenakedLady]

31. I know you were kidding

and that you and crim are good friends, but that sounded mean.

I'm sure you didn't mean it to though.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

32. Of course I didn't.

:hug:

It's just my sense of humor -- a bit abrasive sometimes, but all in good fun.

[MissHoneychurch]

22. Well, did you at least get the dance for me

after the kiss wasn't for me at all?? :cry:

[leftofthedial]

25. I used to be 34

and it wasn't me . . .


:-(

[billyskank]

26. You don't?

Poor guy. He really missed out. :hug:

[crim son]

29. Right.

:eyes:

[billyskank]

36. Nice

I love it when I try to be nice to people and they hurl it back in my face.

[crim son]

37. I'm sorry.

Now I see what you mean. :blush: :(

[billyskank]

38. .

:hug:

[GalleryGod]

27. Some tell MHC

We want the thong pic!

[cwydro]

30. Hey! I thought you had a BAD night

last night? Glad it wasn't so bad after all.:evilgrin:

[crim son]

34. I had a fun night until the last half hour.

Walking home I felt dreadfully sorry about my lot in this life! Fully recovered now, cwydro.

[cwydro]

35. Glad to hear it sweetie

Things will get better. I know how you feel, because I'm still there sometimes myself.:pals: