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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:46 PM
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I'm such a mean Mom.
NoelMN is home sick and he keeps picking on SophieMN. I told him several times to stop it, or he'd be sorry. He didn't. I'm making him take all of Sophie's unclothed barbies and re-clothe them. It should take about sixteen hours, as wrestling miniscule garments onto barbies is probably the most frustrating endeavor known to man. It serves him right. I can hear him, right now: "God! These things won't go ON! Stupid barbies!"


:evilgrin: :rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:48 PM
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1. You're gonna turn him into a prevert.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:48 PM
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3. Bwahaha!
It's a small price to pay for obedience.
:rofl:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:48 PM
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2. Are you sure
you want him practicing the fine art of coordination and adeptness at itty bitty female garments? ;)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:49 PM
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5. Well, if he inherits my husband's adeptness at bra removal,
he'll need all the practice he can get.

:rofl:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:50 PM
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7. OMG
I'm not sure if I'm more sorry for MrMN or you. :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:51 PM
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8. It's pretty much an ongoing joke between the two of us.
It takes him FOREVER to unlatch the back.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:53 PM
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9. I can't figure out if that was more than we needed to know
or far, far less.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:55 PM
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10. Probably more,
but then, that's pretty much my m.o. I have no shame.

:rofl:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 05:06 PM
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13. If that's true
you could always post a LeftyMom-type photo with the undergarment in question consider the effects of your shamelessness upon your offspring and change your wanton, wicked ways.
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:49 PM
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4. when he turns into a gay fashion designer, you'll know why!
but at least his clothes will be easy on/easy off :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:50 PM
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6. Hey, I could dig a gay fashion designer son!
But that kid is NOT a fan of shopping, so I don't see it happening.
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:55 PM
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11. lol, that's why he'll have 'people'
right? :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 04:56 PM
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12. I want "people"!
:bounce:
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:18 PM
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14. That's genius!
Very Creative. You're a GREAT mom.
Duckie
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 06:21 PM
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15. You are a goddess
Seriously, that punishment is worship-worthy.

And I don't even have kids.

:rofl:
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GalleryGod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-04-07 08:36 PM
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16. You have THREE kids?
:yoiks: :wow: :yoiks:
You're busy.
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