Will someone, for the love of all that is good, pour me a drink?

[RevolutionaryActs]

Please? A double. No, a triple. Gack!

[BarenakedLady]

1. What do you need?

The BNL Lounge Bar is open for bizness sugar.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Anything!

Work sucks. So very much.


Background: I work for a tenant screening place, we get references and pull court and credit for people applying to rent places. As a screener I make the calls for references and type up the court and credit and send the report back to the place that they person applied at.

I work with my brother and sister in law, they are the managers. And do everything there basically. Well they had this week off for vacation, which is great!... for them

The owner has been doing out court, which is really important to get right. Make sure you get the right person, and don't miss records. Well, she's really slow, and work has been piling up for the screens (ie me) AND it's been INSANELY BUSY!!!!!!!!

So today, we were slammed, and they would not call in my brother and SIL. But, the owner wanted them to work tomorrow, which they can't. But they could have worked today. So finally after trying to get a hold of the owner, my brother and SIL show up at 4:45 to start pulling court and credit on the new reposts coming in, so we won't have to tomorrow.

And normally 3 people work in Saturday's. Well tomorrow 5 people plus the owner are working tomorrow to catch up. But if my bro and SIL had been called in before 4:45, we wouldn't be so behind.



That was a long story. Sorry. thanks for the rant.

[BarenakedLady]

9. How about

A vodka sour? I think that has to be my fav drink atm.

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Sure!

Vodka is good.

[Richardo]

2. I've got an ice-cold pinot grigio here...

May I pour?

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Got anything stronger?

Or would you mind if I drank the whole bottle?

[Richardo]

7. Plenty here, Rev

I stocked up earlier and I'm NOT pacing myself

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Good man.

[some guy]

3. here

cheers!

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Oh, excellent!

[speedoo]

11. Here ya go....

That's all I drank when I was 20, so I figured you should too.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. I'm going to drink milk so I can be like Alex?

Yes, that makes perfect sense.

[speedoo]

15. Ooooh. REV_ACTS as a female Alex de Large.

God help all us poor men.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. It's the end of the world as we know it...

and I feel fine...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdUEwOHY-AY

[speedoo]

17. I'm glad you feel fine...

but what about those of us who were OK with the world as we know it?

Huh?

Now that our fearless leader done got Saddaam?

Huh?

Don't you EVER think of anyone but yerseff?

Huh?

Anyway, that video sucks because it don't have nuthin from Dr. Strangelove.

So there.

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. That's good point.

Where's Slim?

[speedoo]

22. Just a sec....

lemme see if I can find him with this here flashlight...



Here he is!



And there he gooooooooees!



Yipppeee Ty Yi Yippeeeeeee!!

[SPKrazy]

12. Geeez, I Brought You Back Half The Liquor Store

just fix yourself a damned drink, or grab a whole bottle!

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. But I want some to make it for meeeeee

*whines*

[SPKrazy]

21. I'll Pour You A Drink Sweetie!

you just sit down, and calm down, relax, let me rub your shoulders, there.

Now here's your drink!



Get drunk so I can take advantage of you

unless you just want to be taken advantage in which case you can skip the drink!

[Left Is Write]

18. Didn't you have some of this before?

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Oh hell, that's gone now.

It was just a baby bottle(unlike the one pictured), it was gone before Christmas.