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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:33 PM
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So Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing
and concludes by saying, "I wish to complain about this dictator that I purchased not half a century ago from this very military industrial complex!"

Bush responds, "Oh, uh, Saddam? W-what's wrong with him?"

" I'll tell you what's wrong with him, my lad. He's dead, that's what's wrong with him!" Rumsfeld says.

"No, no," says Bush, "he's, ah... he's restin'."

"Restin'? He's stone dead!"

"No, there! He moved!"

"No, he didn't! That was you swinging him!" Rumsfeld shouts. "And when I got home, I discovered that the only reason that he was on his throne was because the CIA had propped him up there!"


I'm going to hell for this... anyone care to join me? :evilgrin:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 07:34 PM
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1. Fucking brilliant.
I love it.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 08:12 PM
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2. Well...
...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-30-06 10:50 PM
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3. Shameless self-kick
:hide:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-31-06 12:32 AM
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4. "Weekend At Saddamie's"?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-31-06 12:35 AM
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5. SAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-31-06 12:35 AM
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6. You're a genius... can you work in "Dave's not here" somehow?
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-31-06 12:13 PM
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7. I could, but...
mixing Monty Python with other easy-to-parody comedies would impurify it. Like meat and dairy. I would, man, but it just wouldn't be halal. I hope you understand. :D
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