flvegan caught a mouse today

[ForrestGump]

He ate it.




I think this whole 'vegan' thing is just a cover to get him close to the vegetarian chicks, myself. What do you think?











I bet he doesn't even really live in FL.

[LeftyMom]

1. You don't want to know what happens to the puppies that get "adopted"

[ForrestGump]

4. I've heard rumors

Chili con chihuahua, for example. With fava beans and a nice chianti.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Even worse. I'll bet that animal lover actually released that

disgusting vermin back into the world. Eeew.

[ForrestGump]

5. That's not really a picture I wanted, thank you very much

Oh.

You meant undigested.

[rug]

3. I heard he wanted pins and insects for Christmas.

[ForrestGump]

6. I think that's how Jeffrey Dahmer and

George W. Bush started out!

[SOteric]

7. Maybe he even

uses the tiny mouse carcasses for a hairpiece.

[flvegan]

8. I didn't catch it...I hunted it.

The "vegan" thing is a great cover, too. How many vegan gym rat dudes do you know? Uh huh, counting me, probably one. Chicks that like the "buff" look, but are veg* (especially the ethical ones) will fight over it. "Biceps AND balaclavas???? Oooooooohhhhh, let me undo my bra FOR you!" kind of thing. Yeah, it's a niche. But it's my niche.

'Scuse me, I have to go check my London broil (I like it with cream of mushroom). I like a big meal when I'm weathering these Colorado winters...

I truly did do it all for the nookie. The what? The nookie.