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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 03:35 PM
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flvegan caught a mouse today



He ate it.




I think this whole 'vegan' thing is just a cover to get him close to the vegetarian chicks, myself. What do you think?











I bet he doesn't even really live in FL.





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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 03:59 PM
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1. You don't want to know what happens to the puppies that get "adopted"
:scared:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:36 PM
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4. I've heard rumors
Edited on Fri Dec-29-06 04:36 PM by ForrestGump
Chili con chihuahua, for example. With fava beans and a nice chianti. :scared:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:03 PM
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2. Even worse. I'll bet that animal lover actually released that
disgusting vermin back into the world. Eeew.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:38 PM
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5. That's not really a picture I wanted, thank you very much


Oh.

You meant undigested.

:o
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:29 PM
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3. I heard he wanted pins and insects for Christmas.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 04:38 PM
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6. I think that's how Jeffrey Dahmer and
George W. Bush started out!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 05:00 PM
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7. Maybe he even
uses the tiny mouse carcasses for a hairpiece.

:hi:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-29-06 05:22 PM
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8. I didn't catch it...I hunted it.
The "vegan" thing is a great cover, too. How many vegan gym rat dudes do you know? Uh huh, counting me, probably one. Chicks that like the "buff" look, but are veg* (especially the ethical ones) will fight over it. "Biceps AND balaclavas???? Oooooooohhhhh, let me undo my bra FOR you!" kind of thing. Yeah, it's a niche. But it's my niche.

'Scuse me, I have to go check my London broil (I like it with cream of mushroom). I like a big meal when I'm weathering these Colorado winters...

I truly did do it all for the nookie. The what? The nookie.
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