Okay it's 2:15 on a throwaway day at work...

[underpants]

and my co-worker keeps coming into my office with work related questions.

Discuss.

[MrCoffee]

1. answer the questions, you slack-monkey

[underpants]

3. Monkey peeler

[Left Is Write]

2. I think you should leave, go home, and bring your wife a coffee.

That's what Mr. LIW is doing.

[underpants]

4. My wife isn't at home

but okay whatever

[matcom]

5. tell her she should be doing housework instead

for her health

[underpants]

6. Ask me about how I keep my iPod warm using only bodyheat

Go ahead ask

[matcom]

9. How do you keep your iPod warm using only bodyheat?

[underpants]

11. It's stinky

[matcom]

12. that's ok. tell me anyway

[underpants]

14. Well at least I have a good excuse to keep my fly open

How else can I get the earpieces in?

[matcom]

18. yours can HEAR?

[underpants]

20. My do you think it has ears?

[kmla]

7. All I have to ask you is this...

Dom: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

Peter: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

Dom: Yeah. Did you get that memo?

Peter: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Dom: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

[underpants]

15. Gregg Pitt

No relation to Brad.

Look him up

[redqueen]

8. Is that the stupid one?

Perhaps you might make up some ridiculous tedious task that could keep her occupied for the rest of the day...

[underpants]

17. Geezus speak of the devil

she was just back in here.

I like her that is why I don't want to tell her off. Plus she is doing all the work (WAY over complicating things) all I am doing is agreeing with her to do more work.

Amazing

[LSK]

10. does your office have a lock on the door?

[underpants]

13. We have to key the doors open

so that way the boss knows that we aren't mething out or napping or we took a dive out the window something like that they explained it orientation but I wasn't really paying attention there is a shiny snack machine in there

[LSK]

16. what kinda snacks was in there? did you get one?

I gots to know this kinda stuff!

[underpants]

19. and now we return to US3's Cantaloop (Flip Fantasia)

brought to you via the iPod

[LSK]

21. the iPod with the iStink function

[underpants]

22. No one ever asks to borrow it

[Hugin]

23. Play along with it...

Those actions are building the so-called 'brownie points'. Capital which
can be redeemed later during what would otherwise be an office
crisis.

[underpants]

24. No brownie points needed

I take what I want around here. Luckily there is rarely a need to do such a thing

[Hugin]

25. *shaking fist at the sky*

Damn, you damnedable, Gods of DU!

You and your 'maintenance issues' ruined my comeback line to this post!

I had been working for weeks to subliminally maneuver underpants into
making this statement... and you had TO GO DOWN!

Bastids!

I want my $2.00 donation back...

*sulk*

[underpants]

27. It's all about timing

:yoohoo:

[Phillycat]

26. By the way, where the hell are the holiday baby pics?

Slacker!

[underpants]

28. I actually posted a few

but the place we got them taken doesn't GIVE you the pics or a disc they email them to you so it is hard to copy them and so forth. I will see if I can find one and PM you

[Phillycat]

29. All right. :)

I need my Josie fix.