Did you hear about the Texas teacher...

[texas1928]

who was helping one of her kindergarten
student put on his cowboy boots?

He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him
pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got
the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the
little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the
boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream , "Why didn't
you say so?" like she wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill- fitting boots off his
little feet.

No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's
boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what
grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

She will be eligible for parole in three years.

[cwydro]

1. OMG

that is funny!:rofl:

[Hugin]

2. Ah,Hahahahahahahahah!

*slapping knee*

Good 'un!

[dropkickpa]

3. LOL!!!

That is a Dropkid kind of thing to do. Been through MANY variation of that one.

[hfojvt]

4. a South Dakotan was visiting Texas

He went out to eat at a his hotel's restaurant. When he ordered a beer, it came in a huge glass, about a gallon of beer. He asked the waitress why it was so big and was told. "Everything's big in Texas" Then he ordered a steak, and it too was huge, larger than the plate. And he was told again "everything's big in Texas". By then he has had a little bit too much to drink, is a little tipsy and needs to use the bathroom. He is told it is down a long hall and to the left. As he staggers down the hall though, he forgets which way to go and goes through a door on the right, which leads to the pool, and he falls in. So there he is splashing around and screaming "Don't flush it! Don't flush it!!"

[texas1928]

5. Well I could make a comment about public swimming pools...

But...

EEEWWW

That joke is funny though.