Help me stay awake...

[reyd reid reed]

I'm incredibly sleepy and I won't be done here for another couple of hours.

HELP!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. BREAKING:

CUBS TO MOVE TO BOTSWANA

[SPKrazy]

2. That Was Great!

Wake up Reidiepie
Sweetie Reidie

etc. blah blah blah!

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

6. YIKES!!!!

:scared:

I said keep me awake...not keel me over.

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. BC—BBN—CubsMove 1st add

(Eds — SUBS 16th graf with broadcast info.)

Club officials also said the Botswanian government would assume broadcast rights to regular-season games, denying Cubs fans the opportunity to watch or listen to their team. MLB officials said they plan talks with the government to keep broadcast rights the property of Major League Baseball, but they may be bound by a 1986 treaty between the U.S. and Botswana mandating that all sports broadcasts originating in the country have Ronald Reagan as announcer.

[reyd reid reed]

15. Rofl!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Now...substitute "Fox" for "Botswana" and I'll believe every word of it...

[SPKrazy]

3. Are You Ticklish?

tickle tickle tickle!

hee hee hee

WAKE UP NOW!

:nuke: :pals:

[reyd reid reed]

7. Nope...not ticklish.

*sigh*

Usually, anyway....

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

10. Well The "Usually Anyway"

there's hope there, eh?

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

16. Oh, there's

*always* hope.

[SPKrazy]

30. I'll Be Right Over!

Sweetie Reidie!

Wakey Wakey!!

:evilgrin:

[some guy]

4. ...

Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured wide awake,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down sleepy
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure insoucient,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured wide awake,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.

SING IT LOUD - that will help. :D

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

8. LOLOL!!!

I love it!!!!

:hug::hug::loveya::hug::hug:

[some guy]

11. so, are you having snow down there?

I, am not - now that I just looked.

Quick, run down three flights of stairs, check for snow, run back up three flights of stairs and REPORT!

Or, look out the window if you have one. :D

:hug:

[reyd reid reed]

14. Nope. No snow as far as I can tell.

But it's dark out there. And going downstairs? Nope...I'm sleepy enough as it is...

:hug:

[some guy]

21. going down and up

the stairs will help you wake up. Gets the blood moving, the heart rate up, breathing up - it's almost as good as sex...

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except it's nothing at all like sex, and not nearly as much fun :eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

25. Heh...tell you what...

you can go downstairs for me and then come back up and report.

I get enough stairs at home. And I had to leave for a while tonight to go to #3 son's Christmas concert so I got to do the stairs thing then...

:hug::loveya::hug:

[some guy]

29. reporting back...

it still isn't snowing here. It's still dark, though. My blood is moving, my heart rate is up, my breathing is about the same (I don't have three flights of stairs) and it still isn't much like sex, though I did pick up a couple Dove chocolate pieces while I was down there, that's a smile-on-the-face-putter kind of thing. :D

Were you more awake earlier? It's because of the stairs... :D which proves my point :bounce:

:hug:

:loveya:

:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

31. Oh, it's not the stairs that's got me awake right now...

you brought chocolate. That'll do it every time.

:hug::loveya::hug:

[some guy]

32. and I'll share...

:hug:

:loveya:

:hi:

edit: it should be getting close to time for you to go home... be sure to drive with the windows open and your head sticking out into the brisk air, so you'll be WIDE AWAKE when you get home. :eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

33. Gotta love a guy who's willing to do the unselfish thing

and share his chocolate...

:hug:

[some guy]

34. I edited...

have a safe drive home, when you finally get to head that direction...

[reyd reid reed]

35. Yes, you did.

And, might I add....



And...I'm finally finished and out of here.

You're a doll, y'know?

G'night.

:hug::loveya::hug:

[some guy]

38. G'night

:hug: :loveya: :hug:

:blush:

[reformedrepub]

5. WAKE YOUR ASS UP!!!!!!!

[reyd reid reed]

9. Huh....?

Whaaa....?

*rubs eyes*

I'm awake...I'm awake. I am. Really.

[reformedrepub]

12. Wake it up

or I'll spank it...:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

19. Even if I've been

an exceptionally good girl this year?

[reformedrepub]

23. Especially If

you have been a very good girl....

[jus_the_facts]

17. Here...drink this....

[reyd reid reed]

20. Oh, yummmmm

That looks sooooooo good.

:9

[jus_the_facts]

22. Espresso will keep ya buzzin' fo'sho....

...doesn't it look tasty though!! :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

26. Yup...

it does. Just think how late I could stay up baking with that.

:hi:

[u4ic]

18. How about this, doll?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5967179&mesg_id=5967179

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

24. And here I thought I was gonna get

fireman pics.

*sigh*

You're mean.

:loveya::hug::loveya:

[u4ic]

27. There was!!

Unfortunately, they were clothed. :P You'll have to take that one up with Nelly, however.

:hug: :loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

28. I saw little clusters of them from a distance...

but yeah...they were clothed. And they....well...they were clothed.

x(

[hfojvt]

36. you're getting sleepy ...very, very sleepy

watch the bouncing :bounce: :bounce:
have a :donut: but don't drink the tanjed coffee.
Sleeeep. Sssslllleeeeeeppp. Trussssst in me. Trussssst in me.
You're asleep. When I wave to you, you will wake up
and you will be madly in love with hfojvt, and you will be extremely
kind to him. None of this 'fatal attraction' BS.







:hi:


Well, it was worth a shot.
Good thing your two hours are up, eh?

[reyd reid reed]

37. LOLOL!!!

G'night, hon.

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Neoma]

39. Think of something depressing.

That always keeps me awake. The side effects include: being depressed.