So, I impulsively bought a can of Whoopass

[RetroLounge]

What should I do with it?

:shrug:

RL

[Xipe Totec]

1. Whatever you do,

Don't Open it! :scared:

[rug]

2. Leave it in the corner of GD and see who finds it.

[Kali]

5. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

3. I've never tried it. Guru is my energy drink of choice.

[LibraLiz1973]

4. Go where you know Freepers will be

and then pop that bad boy open

[graywarrior]

6. Mix it with Nyquil

[RetroLounge]

7. ...

:scared:

If I wasn't sober, I would party with you...

RL

[graywarrior]

9. I'm sober too. I make this shit up so my memories can party.

[RetroLounge]

11. I know...

My memories can really party like it's 2099...

:9

RL

[graywarrior]

12. My favorite memory is luude and acid punch.

Followed by a tequilla worm.

[RetroLounge]

13. People think because I'm sober, I never had fun drunk

But I have great memories, and too many bads ones...

But eating a bag of shrooms (first time ever) and driving with a bottle of southern comfort between my thighs and then tripping as I drove my 1965 Impala to a dance club and discovering the joy, magic and terror of strobe lights, then spending the next 2 days in bed with an anonymous hot brunette, THAT was a pretty good memory...

:9

RL

[graywarrior]

17. Ah yes, dropping acid and going to The Boston Tea Party club in Boston

and freaking out over the strobe lights while The Hallucinations performed down on the dance floor and the place got busted, swarming with cops and we walked through all of it straight to the parking lot and left without getting arrested.

[Archae]

8. But look what you get when you dump it in some stuff you are mixing up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsx0uF80n8U

:rofl:

[Left Is Write]

10. Wrap it up as a Christmas present for your "favorite" freeper.

[SPKrazy]

14. Whip Up Some

whipass for your cappucino?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Drink it -- THEN go to GD.

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. Open it. I hear that's what you're supposed to do.

:hi: :P

[Crabby Appleton]

18. The canned whoop-ass isn't any good

(it's made in Indiana by a subsidiary of Olive Garden), if you want authentic whoop-ass you have to make it from scratch.