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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:56 PM
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My dog is trying to post
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 08:03 PM by LuLu550
She (the one on the left) is sitting next to me, pressing her paw on the keyboard.



Do you think she is channeling someone or do you think she can really post?
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:57 PM
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1. Tell her no sex threads
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:00 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. She's "fixed"
do you think she can still want sex??
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:10 PM
Response to Reply #2
7. From the way our girl was acting when we got the new boy last week
I would say maybe
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:16 PM
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12. Maybe that is why she is trying to post
the DU lounge is her only social life..
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gr8dane_daddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:15 PM
Response to Reply #1
11. Well why not?
Isn't she old enough?

Ask her what they look for in a good butt sniff?
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:03 PM
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3. Wait, my cat's name in Lulu.
Sweetie, is that you trying to tell daddy something? Is Suki driving you crazy again?
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:05 PM
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5. No No No!
I am LuLu...

The dog is Cali!!

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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:11 PM
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8. That is it.
I'm putting you on ignore. :rofl:
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:20 PM
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13. Twice in one week!
I was spanked again this morning. Please don't be the third!

:spank:

:hi:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:28 PM
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19. No!
I would be THRICE! :7
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:04 PM
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4. Ask her what she thinks about circumcision
and if she would eat a doggie bag from Olive Garden... ;-)
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:08 PM
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6. sircumsizuns bad!
olif grdn sux...

I swear, she is doing that herself! :crazy:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:13 PM
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9. OK. I think I already understand where she is coming from.
No doubt she would eat fried chicken rolled in corn flakes. 'Nuff said. ;-)
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:15 PM
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10. She would also eat
cat poop...
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:21 PM
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14. I have a dog
named Jordan, who is very partial to cat poop. She actually likes poop of any stripe. The only poop she will not touch is that of her own species. The only thing better than eating poop, in Jordan's mind. is rolling in it. This has caused some strife and dissension between us...as you might imagine. :eyes:
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:24 PM
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17. My girls like to roll in "stink" too
it is a terrier thing..they think if they smell like poop or something, their prey won't know they are getting stalked.

It is so very icky!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:34 PM
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20. You know I read something on that once.
That dogs roll in dead things (like their ancestors, the wolves) so that their prey won't know it is a dog/wolf creeping up on them. But whoever wrote it (maybe Dave Barry) went on to say that only the dumbest deer would not think it odd that a dead creature, or one dipped in excrement, was stalking them.... :rofl: . I think dogs are just foul animals who love to roll in stink! But I love them anyhow. BTW, those are some cuties!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:37 PM
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21. LOL!
Yeah, that is a good point...how dumb would you have to be not to know poop doesn't hunt??

"be veh-wee veh-wee quiet" :rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:41 PM
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22. Yes,
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 08:41 PM by cwydro
I need to try to find that article. I am pretty sure it was Dave Barry. He cracks me up...

That poop won't hunt! :rofl:

OK, gonna go make another drink.... :D

edited for typos.
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:46 PM
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23. If you find it
send it my way, would you? Dave Barry cracks me up.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:09 PM
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28. Ok, I will.
Not much good at searches...but will make that number 1 on the agenda for tomorrow. I remember it was Dave Barry definitely. And I'll send it to you. :hi:
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:12 PM
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29. Thanks.
I'll let the girls read it! :rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:17 PM
Response to Reply #29
31. Before I post it,
I'll roll it in something really nasty!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:26 PM
Response to Reply #31
32. ooh! please do!
then I won't know it is coming!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:30 PM
Response to Reply #32
34. ...
Edited on Fri Dec-15-06 09:30 PM by cwydro
:rofl:

OK, while searching for that specific dog article, I found the one I just sent you. You'll have to look for it, because I dipped it in the cat box before posting...
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:33 PM
Response to Reply #34
35. Oh, nice!
Make it impossible to find!
:bounce:
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:22 PM
Response to Reply #10
16. That would explain olif grdn sux!
Distinguished palate, that one!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:27 PM
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18. oh, yeah
no national chain restaurants for her...she is a true gourmet!

Only the finest, freshest ingredients.
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:21 PM
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15. D'oh!
:puke: :spray: :rofl:
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:16 PM
Response to Reply #15
30. I can't reply to your post.
Because I have you on ignore. ;-)
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:48 PM
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24. miniature schnauzers?
I LOVE them!!!!!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:56 PM
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26. Yes
They are a great breed. A good size, don't shed, not as hyper as other terriers, very connected to their humans. Downside they are a bit "barky"..squirrels, etc, but they are good watch dogs.

Smart and funny, too. My two amuse themselves - they hide their toys under pillows and then "dig" to get them.

I highly recommend them if you are looking for a smallish dog.
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Karenina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:50 PM
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25. "I AM DAD"
LOVE shaggy dogs!
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 08:59 PM
Response to Reply #25
27. They just keep getting shaggier and fluffier
if you don't groom them. But like I said, they don't shed!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:28 PM
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33. Ok, try this link
not the one I was talking about...but you'll love it. Tell me if it doesn't work:

http://www.buddydog.org/homer.html



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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:36 PM
Response to Reply #33
36. Cool!
and oh, so true!
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:41 PM
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37. Well, I'll keep looking for the other article
but right now I have to go watch TV Land. Glad you like that one. It is true...he is great at that.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:53 PM
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38. What, nobody's done this yet?
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 10:07 PM
Response to Reply #38
39. HAHAHA!
That is probably where she got the idea!
:thumbsup:
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 10:11 PM
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40. Good dog!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 01:05 AM
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41. well, she's too cute to be a troll....
so I say let her post! :D
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 02:32 AM
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42. I knew a coon dog once that would tree.
is that the same thing?
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-16-06 08:05 AM
Response to Reply #42
43. I get it!
Post...tree!

:7
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