I predict that in 2007, matcom will be the new Rabrrrrrr

[Rabrrrrrr]

Sad, I know, but I can only speak things as I see them and emotions be damned. Science is not a place for "feelings" and shit like that.

[LuLu550]

1. Planing on going somplace, Rabrrrrrr? n/t

[GOPisEvil]

2. His official portrait will be painted by Kinkade, correct?

It's only right.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. It'll be painted by the blood stains

when matcom smashes Rosie O'Donnel's head against a canvas with a giant log, like the Ewoks smashing that Imperial Walker in Return of the Jedi, except with more cole slaw and barbequed ribs at the ready for celebration.

[GOPisEvil]

5. There will be RIBS?!

He better not boil them first!

[yvr girl]

6. Is that wrong?

Pork's gotta be cooked through you know.






















:ducking and covering:

[GOPisEvil]

7. Actually, it IS a valid method of par-cooking ribs, but you can smoke them and

acheive completely cooked ribs.

However, in Texas, our ribs are beef for the most part.

Oh, and you didn't hear that "valid" stuff from me, ok?

[nini]

4. NO ONE can replace you!

You're unique!

[petronius]

8. Why do you hate matcom?

[SOteric]

9. That should free you up

to hit the campaign trail with DS1 in 2008.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. YES!!!!

Thank the gods for matcom!

Once DS1 and I are president, the world will come to know the true meaning of pain and suffering as they all drown in lakes of blood. They will know why they are afraid of the dark. They will know why they fear the night.

[matcom]

11. better rethink your plans

DS1 got caught ejaculating in some Ranch dressing

he is now unelectable



see, this is fucking funny as hell no matter HOW many times I post it

[WhollyHeretic]

12. Lakes of blood?

I think Koi ponds of blood would be more tasteful and practical.