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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:31 PM
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First, soymilk making people gay. Now, cupcakes impregnating people.
WTF?

On his television program, Bill O'Reilly asked "why," if children suffer no psychosocial deficit from being raised by same-sex parents, "wouldn't nature then make it that anybody could get pregnant by eating a cupcake?


:wtf:

I guess, with everyone baking for the holidays, it might make sense to take precautions.

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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:33 PM
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1. I just marked
baking cupcakes off my list. I'm too old to do the mom thing again.

:rofl:

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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:34 PM
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2. Run from the kitchen! NOW!
:rofl:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:36 PM
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7. Yeah!
And my daughter needs to stay away from the kitchen too! (she's 19...)

Who'd have thought? :shrug:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:41 PM
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11. It's okay if you cupcake with protection...
Studies have shown.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:45 PM
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14. I wonder if foil or paper
cupcake cups are best?

:evilgrin:
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:48 PM
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17. As long as your cupcake is circumsised...
It shouldn't matter.

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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:23 PM
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18. Is that like eating just the muffin top?
:shrug:

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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:47 PM
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16. Just wear protection
you should be ok as long as you don't eat any.

:rofl:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:35 PM
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3. That was the strangest leap of logic I have ever seen in my life.
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:37 PM
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8. I read it four or five times.
And I still am not quite sure what it really means.

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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:36 PM
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4. O'Lielly should be called on his slur against women
It was a very thinly veiled misogynistic slur :mad:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:36 PM
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5. First falafels and loofahs, now cupcakes
That Billo is one kinky dude!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:36 PM
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6. Falafels must cause brain damage.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:39 PM
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9. Well, I suppose it all depends
on what one puts in the frosting. :evilgrin:
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:44 PM
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12. Locking.
:spank:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:46 PM
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15. Don't encourage me
;)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:40 PM
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10. Uh, well... Being a guy.
Should I avoid eating cup cakes?

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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 12:45 PM
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13. I'm a guy too, and I'm throwing caution to the wind.
Soymilk and cupcake party at my place tonight.

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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:32 PM
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26. Absolutely.
You never saw the movie Rabbit Test? The movie about the world's first pregnant man?

Actually, if you DID see this movie you're reading DU with your text-to-speech converter turned on because you tore your eyes out fifteen minutes into that movie.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 05:29 PM
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19. bin Reilly doesn't know where cupcakes come from
I not gonna tell him.

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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:18 PM
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20. Looks like Betty Crocker and Duncan Hines are an item!
they're hot, hot, hot! 350 degrees, to be precise. Take that, TomKat and FedEx! :eyes:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:23 PM
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21. those cupcakes are moist and delicious
and never underestimate the power of that sly, come-hither stare. It's witchcraft.
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Homer Wells Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 06:26 PM
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22. Thanks for the heads-up
from this moment on, all cupcakes I am responsible for handing out will definitely be enclosed in a Trojan XX.

Too old for paternity suits.



:spray:
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:17 PM
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23. wtf is that crackhead talking about??
Getting pregnant by eating a cupcake? WTF?
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:46 PM
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24. What if I make cupcakes with soy milk?
Will *I* give birth to a gay baby?

:shrug:

RL
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 07:47 PM
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25. If *you* give birth to *any* baby, you'd do well to sell tickets.
:hi:

Howeve, your point is well-taken, and quite humorous.
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 09:46 PM
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27. O'Reilly learned about sex from the girls in his wildlife biology class:
According to those girls, "It's as easy as baking a cake, but in your case, Bill, a cupcake."
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