First, soymilk making people gay. Now, cupcakes impregnating people.

[InternalDialogue]

WTF?

On his television program, Bill O'Reilly asked "why," if children suffer no psychosocial deficit from being raised by same-sex parents, "wouldn't nature then make it that anybody could get pregnant by eating a cupcake?

I guess, with everyone baking for the holidays, it might make sense to take precautions.

[lizziegrace]

1. I just marked

baking cupcakes off my list. I'm too old to do the mom thing again.

[InternalDialogue]

2. Run from the kitchen! NOW!

[lizziegrace]

7. Yeah!

And my daughter needs to stay away from the kitchen too! (she's 19...)

Who'd have thought?

[Hugin]

11. It's okay if you cupcake with protection...

Studies have shown.

[lizziegrace]

14. I wonder if foil or paper

cupcake cups are best?

[Hugin]

17. As long as your cupcake is circumsised...

It shouldn't matter.

[InternalDialogue]

18. Is that like eating just the muffin top?

[LaurenG]

16. Just wear protection

you should be ok as long as you don't eat any.

[Left Is Write]

3. That was the strangest leap of logic I have ever seen in my life.

[InternalDialogue]

8. I read it four or five times.

And I still am not quite sure what it really means.

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. O'Lielly should be called on his slur against women

It was a very thinly veiled misogynistic slur

[NoPasaran]

5. First falafels and loofahs, now cupcakes

That Billo is one kinky dude!

[rug]

6. Falafels must cause brain damage.

[miss_american_pie]

9. Well, I suppose it all depends

on what one puts in the frosting.

[InternalDialogue]

12. Locking.

[miss_american_pie]

15. Don't encourage me

[Hugin]

10. Uh, well... Being a guy.

Should I avoid eating cup cakes?

[InternalDialogue]

13. I'm a guy too, and I'm throwing caution to the wind.

Soymilk and cupcake party at my place tonight.

[jmowreader]

26. Absolutely.

You never saw the movie Rabbit Test? The movie about the world's first pregnant man?

Actually, if you DID see this movie you're reading DU with your text-to-speech converter turned on because you tore your eyes out fifteen minutes into that movie.

[EFerrari]

19. bin Reilly doesn't know where cupcakes come from

I not gonna tell him.

[KamaAina]

20. Looks like Betty Crocker and Duncan Hines are an item!

they're hot, hot, hot! 350 degrees, to be precise. Take that, TomKat and FedEx!

[hfojvt]

21. those cupcakes are moist and delicious

and never underestimate the power of that sly, come-hither stare. It's witchcraft.

[Homer Wells]

22. Thanks for the heads-up

from this moment on, all cupcakes I am responsible for handing out will definitely be enclosed in a Trojan XX.

Too old for paternity suits.

[WindRavenX]

23. wtf is that crackhead talking about??

Getting pregnant by eating a cupcake? WTF?

[RetroLounge]

24. What if I make cupcakes with soy milk?

Will *I* give birth to a gay baby?



RL

[GOPisEvil]

25. If *you* give birth to *any* baby, you'd do well to sell tickets.

Howeve, your point is well-taken, and quite humorous.

[Democrats_win]

27. O'Reilly learned about sex from the girls in his wildlife biology class:

According to those girls, "It's as easy as baking a cake, but in your case, Bill, a cupcake."