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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 10:54 AM
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Poll question: QUICK! need some Christian help!
Am I supposed to round up young virgins or am I supposed to get round young virgins?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:04 AM
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1. YON virgin, underpants. It's YON virgin.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:14 AM
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5. There's a virgin over yonder...
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:10 AM
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2. why not both?
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:12 AM
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3. It's very specific ...
round JOHN virgin, mother and child.


:shrug:

no confusion there :)

aA
:hi:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:13 AM
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4. You're supposed to be around young virgins
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:14 AM
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6. When counting young virgins always 'Round Up'...
Who wants half a virgin, anyway?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:15 AM
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7. No, round down, so that you don't count any halfs. Discard the halfs
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:17 AM
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8. Partial virgins need love too...
Why do you hate happy holidays?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:22 AM
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9. Those tramps can get lost!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:26 AM
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10. Have you seen "Saved"
There was a sort of "half virgin" in that movie.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:34 AM
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11. Only a volcano could tell the difference...
That's my philosophy.

For what it's worth...

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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:37 AM
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12. So it's more of a virgin problem per say...
rather than a christian problem. Sorry, I have no advice about virgins..now CHRISTIANS well that's simple..first you have to find the hole they are getting in through and block it. Make sure you don't leave any food on the counters, and set plenty of traps.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-15-06 11:41 AM
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13. LOL
:rofl:
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