If you are what you eat, what are you this morning?

[azmouse]

I'm cold cereal and a cup of tea.

Pretty unexciting.

[MissMillie]

1. coffee and tea

no wonder I'm hungry, I haven't had any solid food.....

[azmouse]

10. Quick! You need Xmas cookies.

[MissMillie]

53. I'll take almost any kind of cookie

just no raisins, please.

[Guava Jelly]

2. 4 boiled eggs and a banana

and 3-4 cups of coffee

[Hugin]

4. Isn't that a song? nt

[Guava Jelly]

9. I have no idea?

But my stomach was singing before i ate it.

[Hugin]

15. Talking to you... eh?

LOL!

[Hugin]

3. Nothing yet...

LOL!

[azmouse]

19. Hey! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

You need cookies!!

[Hugin]

21. Thank you!

Mmmmm... Cookies!

[BarenakedLady]

5. Coffee with

Pumpkin Pie creamer.

[Hugin]

8. I like whipped cream in my coffee...

or evaporated milk!

You'll note these are both Pumpkin Pie extracts.

^5

[azmouse]

12. I tried that once but didn't notice any pumpkin pie taste.

[BarenakedLady]

22. You must not have put enough in

I also like the chocolate mint truffle....yummy

[MrCoffee]

23. ok, i was willing to live and let live, but this is too damn much

[BarenakedLady]

25. Yes, and sometimes I even mix the two!

Hit me harder baby, you know I like it.

[MrCoffee]

28. no time for spanky, i'm too busy having my head explode

[BarenakedLady]

30. Wait a sec, Just let me reheat it in the microwave....

[MrCoffee]

31. real classy.

[BarenakedLady]

32. That's me....

pure class. I may make some instant coffee later, just to piss you off.

[Hugin]

34. I use the little coffee bags.

I like a little coffee flavor in my sugared creamer.

[BarenakedLady]

39. Uh oh

I think you may have given MrCoffee an aneurysm.

[Hugin]

44. Awfully quiet all the sudden...

I didn't even get to mention I like coffee from those vending machines with the cup
that falls down and is filled.

I hold the extra creamer button down.

[BarenakedLady]

46. I think he had to

go have a lie down somewhere to recover. That is my guess.

[LaurenG]

6. a nice piece of

Chocolate (Christmas)candy. Hey that's all we have here at work. Ask me again at lunch time.

[azmouse]

14. Ah! The breakfast of champions.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. A Rice Krispie Treat and black coffee.

[MrCoffee]

11. black coffee and a chocolate chip cookie

HELL YES! breakfast of champions

[azmouse]

17. Got any of those cookies to share?

[Chiyo-chichi]

13. I had some sort of sausage/egg casserole followed by chocolate cake

'coz it's my damn birthday. Office birthday celebration food.

[azmouse]

18. Happy Birthday!!

Sounds like a great way to start the day!

[Chiyo-chichi]

24. thanks!

[seemunkee]

16. Tea and a couple of cashews

[InvisibleTouch]

20. Lucky Charms & coffee! n/t

[YankeyMCC]

26. Fat free Yogurt and home made granola

Apple and Coffee...gotta include the coffee

[azmouse]

29. That sounds so healthy.

You need some cookies too!

[YankeyMCC]

33. lol thanks!

[BrotherBuzz]

27. Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster. I'd ease myself down, Comin' up brown.


Punky's Dilemma

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
Casually glancing at his toupee.

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself down,
Comin' up brown.

I prefer boysenberry
More than any ordinary jam.
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.

Ah, South California.

If I become a first lieutenant
Would you put my photo on your piano?
To Maryjane--
Best wishes, Martin.
(Old Roger draft-dodger
Leavin' by the basement door),
Everybody knows what he's
Tippy-toeing down there for

[LaraMN]

35. Coffee and nicotine gum.

Last night I accidentally swallowed a piece of the gum and was heartened to discover that it didn't cause vomiting, peeling flesh, or anything.

[Hugin]

36. At least it didn't end up in your hair...

That'd be a bummer.

How long until we see signs in motels prohibiting chewing in bed?

[youthere]

37. two eggs over easy and an english muffin.

maybe some muesli a little later in the morning.

[derby378]

38. Organic chocolate milk and a honey bun

The breakfast of freakin' champions.

[JVS]

40. vitamin chewables

[tigereye]

41. bagel, coffee and Christmas choc. kisses that should be for

the kids.

I may yet eat a Panera sour cherry scone, too!

[Dora]

42. I am so many things...

A hot egg and canadian bacon sandwich on whole wheat
coffee with whole milk
half a pineapple kolache
four peppermint stick Hershey's kisses
half a chocolate chip cookie
more coffee


At what time does my breakfast graze turn into lunch grazing?

[azmouse]

47. Wow!

How could you eat only half a cookie?

[Dora]

50. The original cookie was as big as two cookies, and already halved.

There were more people than cookies in the room, and I was being watched.

[azmouse]

52. Now that's just taking surveillance to an extreme ;-)

You need your own cookies.

[Dora]

54. That should tide me over nicely, thanks!

[cwydro]

43. Blueberry yogurt

a hard boiled egg, and a stick of extra sharp cheddar.

[Zavulon]

45. A piece of toast and some coffee.

I was almost a protein shake, but it wasn't cold enough. I forgot to put the fuckers in the fridge last night.

[ganeshji]

48. nothing

I'm seriously considering eating some of my cat's Fancy Feast though. It smells pretty damn good. I guess I need to go grocery shopping, huh?

[BreweryYardRat]

49. Chocolate fudge Poptarts and whole milk.

[miss_american_pie]

51. Coffee and two gingersnaps

[Lautremont]

57. EXACTLY what I had!

[sakabatou]

55. Coffee, pancakes and honeydew mellon

[azmouse]

58. Pancakes sound really good!

Did they have blueberries or maybe chocolate chips?

[sakabatou]

59. No, they were plain

[Mad_Dem_X]

56. A bowl of cereal and some juice

Boring...

[Left Is Write]

60. I'm a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee.

[ContraBass Black]

61. Very sweet, and very sticky.

Who wants some?

[bleedingheart]

62. The leftovers of Basic 4 and Cheerios mixed together with skim milk

and some Chai tea...

As always...it is mother who cleans up the last dregs of cereal

[Bridget Burke]

63. A sausage/cheese/jalapeno Kolache!

With a side of skim milk. And coffee, of course.

[MrCoffee]

66. oh man, i miss my kolaches

where's it from?

[Bridget Burke]

78. From a generic lunch/breakfast place....

Here in Texas.

[MrCoffee]

81. I had to enter rehab to get off the Shipley's kolaches

Kolache Factory is ok, if you stay away from the ham abomination.

[reyd reid reed]

64. I'm a butter cookie

and a pot of coffee.

I give a whole new meaning to 'excitement'...

[Patiod]

65. Instant grits, coffee, V8 and pizelles

I am SO multi-cultural!

[fizzgig]

67. nothing

unless you count my "i just rolled out of bed" cigarette" and a glass of water

i'm not really exciting

[chaska]

68. Frosted...

mini...

wheat.

[Whoa_Nelly]

69. Three-cheese spinach tortellini

and coffee
(pic from a wonderful signing site http://lifeprint.com / )

[zanne]

70. I'm toast. nt

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

71. HAHAHA

Well done, ma'am.

[jobycom]

72. Romantic?

I am sugar and honey and flowers (um, flour.).

[Lex]

73. Cinnamon Toast on high fiber bread and a hot cup of coffee.

[trackfan]

74. A snickerdoodle

[sarge43]

75. Scrambled eggs with feta, diced tomatoes, green pepper,

onion, slice of Canadian bacon, V8 and some fruit.

[azmouse]

79. Damn that sounds good!

I'll have to try that.

[sarge43]

80. It was. Saute the veggies ahead of time and just toss 'em in the mix

Mushrooms, feta and shredded spinach is a nice way to start the day, too.

[unsavedtrash]

76. Percocet and chunky peanut butter

[NewWaveChick1981]

77. I was old-fashioned oatmeal with cinnamon and a cup of coffee.

[Chemical Bill]

82. A banana and two apples...

one of which is smaller than the other.

Bill

[Blue_In_AK]

83. I'm a pear and some coffee.

[Jimbo S]

84. Bran cereal and skim milk

I'm a floating turd!

[Writer]

85. By the way, the guy who delivered a pizza to my door today...

was wearing a shirt that read:

"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT."

How's THAT irony for ya?

[ironflange]

86. I'm a blueberry muffin

and a 7-11 mocha.

[Polly Hennessey]

87. Breakfast

I am a jalapeno bagel with jalapeno hot cream cheese. Really good, the cream cheese has big chunks of jalapeno that make my eyes water.

[Homer Wells]

88. Bowl of Rice Chex,

sweetened with Splenda and sliced banana, and a cuppa dark roast.