For all of you who do not believe in a higher power, I pose this question.

[Midlodemocrat]

How do you explain the lusciousness that is the pepperoni pizza roll? There is no way a mere mortal could have created such saliva inducing delight.

I await your replies. Maybe I should post this in R/T?

[billyskank]

1. Yeah, there's lots of people who don't believe in a higher power in there

:D

[Bunny]

2. It's all random molecules.

Don't delude yourself into thinking a higher power is responsible.






:hide:

[madinmaryland]

3. pepperoni pizza roll??2??

:puke:

Sounds incredibly disgusting!!

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Says the man who has OBVIOUSLY never had one.

:eyes:

:P

[madinmaryland]

12. If it is what Domino's makes then...

:puke:

I tried it once.

:puke:

[Midlodemocrat]

14. No, silly.

Totino's pizza rolls. In your grocer's freezer.

[Maddy McCall]

5. God, the Vatican, and Italian food....

I think you've made a connection.

:D

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Exactly!!!!

:rofl:

[BrotherBuzz]

7. If there is no God...

who pops up the next Kleenex? :shrug:

[MrCoffee]

8. now i want a pepperoni roll...waaaaaaaa

[LynneSin]

9. Intelligent Design?

:hide:

[petronius]

10. I don't think you necessarily need to invoke a higher power

Considering that human ingenuity has produced the Sistine Chapel, supersonic aircraft, and the music of Mozart, and further considering that there are 6.5 billion of us, it's not beyond reason that there could be at least one human who, on a very good day, could rise to the level of genius needed to invent the PPR (although I admit, divine intervention is the more likely explanation...)

[RebelOne]

11. Since I do not believe in a higher power

and do not eat meat, I can't explain it.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Okay, explain this.

The cheese pizza roll. A man made invention? I think not.

[WhollyHeretic]

15. You should post it in R/T. That place is known for it's sense of humor.

:evilgrin:

As for your question, I'm afraid I can't help you since I'm a vegetarian atheist :shrug:

[SOteric]

16. Or just pizza in general.

Surely one does not speculate that this is the 'fractal' of the spiritual world?

:7

:hi:

[Lavender Brown]

17. Pepperoni is the devil's pizza topping

:evilfrown:

[Midlodemocrat]

18. But soooo worth the agita.

[Taverner]

19. Conditioned Appreciation

If you were raised in Thailand, you'd say the same thing about a perfectly prepared dish of Som Tom....

[PVnRT]

20. Or the torque wrench?

I mean, the torque wrench is absolute, undeniable proof of the existence of God and His abounding love for us.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. I sort of feel that way about remote control garage doors, too.

To me, it's proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.



:rofl:

Seriously, I love that damned thing. I can take the 10yo to school in my pajamas in the rain and no one is the wiser.

[ghostsofgiants]

21. I hate pizza in basically all its forms.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. Good thing you live in Canada.

:hide:

[JVS]

22. Aye, the prophet is not even recognized among his flock. Pizza ROLLS people!

This is not about Pizza. This is about these babies

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Sweet nectar of liberty!

Now I have to go back downstairs and heat up some more.

[Tyo]

24. I think it's proof that there isn't a God.

If there was a God he'd be telling us we couldn't eat it.

[asthmaticeog]

26. Help me just get one thing straight here, Midlo.

You find evidence of the divine in a suspicious foodlike substance one can purchase at most major gas stations? Yours is a weak god, my friend. :hug:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Have you ever actually *tasted* a pepperoni pizza roll?

Huh? Well, have you? No human could concoct such a delicacy.



:rofl:

[JVS]

29. Only an omnipresent and omnipotent God could make such great flavor in such a suspicious place!

Just as the king of kings was born in a manger, so the taste of tastes was sent into a Pizza Roll.

edit: typo

[Midlodemocrat]

30. How eloquently you put that, JVS.

The pizza roll, especially the pepperoni variety is a delight to all the senses and should be worshipped, not scorned.

[Phillycat]

31. Pepperoni is gross.

Blergh.