"Hey,baby! What's your sign?" and other dumb lines!

[Lady Freedom]

We all have heard them from both sexes! What are some of your favorite line yo have heard at bars or New Years parties?

[neuvocat]

1. What's my sign?

Its the one on the left of my posts.

:D

[11 Bravo]

2. If I told you that you had a great body ...

would you hold it against me?

[Race4Peace]

3. You can see it...

I LOVE biking.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. That blouse is very becoming on you.

Of course, if I were on you, I would be coming too.

[TlalocW]

5. My ex-girlfriend got this one once

Him: Are you a bass?
Her: Why?
Him: Because I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

She regretted telling me that one. I thought it was the funniest thing I had heard.

TlalocW

[aQuArius]

6. Hey baby, are you a Texas Democrat...

Oh wait! That's my dumb line.

[ewagner]

7. common around here....

Are you married or do you live in Marshfield?

[salinen]

8. "Hey baby

ya live around here often?"

[Booberdawg]

9. Where did you get your teeth done

By a dental student :eyes:

[jimbo fett]

10. Are your legs tired?

'Cause you've been running around my mind all night.

[Lady Freedom]

11. God, how many times have I heard that one!

:P

[Cat Atomic]

12. Nice shoes.

Wanna f***?

That one is very sweet, I think.

[camero]

13. I like the way ya eat a banana.

:P

[Whitacre D_WI]

14. I like your ass.

May I wear it as a hat?

[Whitacre D_WI]

15. The more I drink...

...the prettier you get!

[aQuArius]

16. I've never heard that one.....

but I LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Rabbit]

17. Has anybody ever thought that to "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

. . . a good answer would be "No Parking"?



Image from link:http://www.clutterless.org/newsletters/vol%201-3.htm

[Lady Freedom]

20. Good anwser!

Me like!!!!

[HEyHEY]

18. OO look at you!

Said to me by a trampy looking older woman and followed with a hip nudge in to ...my space.

I know this sounds wierd.....but I didn't like being treated like a piece of meat...I felt all creeped out.

[bicentennial_baby]

19. Do you do Karate?

'cause your body is kickin'...