Living in Florida and all I want to do is wear black leather, chains, and Harley boots

[graywarrior]

I am so out of place here.

[SPKrazy]

1. Can't You Do It?

I mean, is it the heat?

get ya a leather skirt or shorts and a leather tank top, chains, and some tall leather boots

and be your inner leather lady!

[billyskank]

2. I wouldn't expect any less

from someone who is married to Saruman The White. :hi:

[graywarrior]

3. You so understand my plight, billyskank

[Radical Activist]

4. I always want to dress against the location.

In Chicago I want to dress like a hippie. In hippie haven Asheville NC, I want to dress like a big city street thug.

[sarge43]

5. You could go New England eclectic

Watch cap, a "Moose Brake for Me" sweat shirt, a flower print floor length skirt from VT Country Store, Bean Boots and canvas fishing vest. People would stare, but it would be a statement.

[crim son]

6. That statement would be

"I was born in Maine."

[sarge43]

7. and I live here all year around, Flatlandah." n/t

[graywarrior]

8. I'm a hippie with an attitude.

See, this is why I hate buying clothes. I end up wearing the same thing over and over and anything new hangs in the closet for sometimes years. I have a gazillion shirts, but I wear 2, which are black.

I do not fit into the Florida landscape of khaki shorts and goofy Sarasota t-shirts. I do not own a bathing suit, nor do I want to. I have no sandals. I have 2 pairs of hiking boots and a pair of goofy sneakers only Woody Allen would wear.

Mr. Gray fits right in. We are so opposite in our clothing habits.

[trof]

13. OK, but I would substitute the red and black wool plaid with earflaps.

[graywarrior]

14. Canadian Hell's Angel?

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Don't let us stop you

Please.

[graywarrior]

10. You will get a whipping of your LIFE, O.R.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. See?

It's working.

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

12. .

:banghead: