Introducing a new YAK to the house--any advice?

[matcom]

should i let him get on the couch? :shrug:

[wysimdnwyg]

1. Just keep him out

of the coffee!

[matcom]

2. what about Peanuts?

can i feed him cashews?

[SOteric]

3. Lure him to his own little yak bed

by enticing him with a favourite flavour of Purina Yak-Chow.

Probably best to keep him off the couch until you've sheeted it with rare Himalayan ice, and invested in a heavy duty shop-vac.

[Padraig18]

4. Hey--- LOTS of hay.

Also get some Wellingtons to wear instead of those house slippers. :P

[underpants]

5. Big mistake it will steal your radio and sell it for drugs

Mark my words.

[matcom]

6. but will he bring the drugs home?

rules in MY house....

if my Yak wants to drink or experiment with drugs, he BETTER do it in my house, under MY roof so he don't get in an accident or busted. x(

[underpants]

7. What about dating?

Hmmmm?

[matcom]

8. my rule of thumb

ONLY bring home girl Yak's who have a twin sister, who is a nymphomaniac, bisexual and the owner of a liquor store!

DUH Jeff! :eyes:

have you learnt NOTHING??????? x(

[AlGore-08.com]

9. Get your yak a thong of his own

Otherwise, he'll always be borrowing yours.

[Zomby Woof]

10. they shed like a &#&@*!

Vacuum early and often! :o

[Bundbuster]

11. How will you introduce him to your musk-oxen?

I've heard they get along like the Hatfields & McCoys. I say seperate bedrooms, couches, bathrooms, and wallow holes.