I think Rabrrrrrr should be ambassador to the U.N.

[matcom]

can anyone see any down sides to this?

:popcorn:

[Maddy McCall]

1. His alleged incontinence.

:(

[Midlodemocrat]

4. And his other personal hygiene habits are lacking as well.

I don't think he will represent the US in a good way. JMHO.

[Maddy McCall]

5. So I've heard.

And smelled.

:(

[trof]

22. Is that why they call him 'poopy-pants'?

I never could figure that out.

[BikeWriter]

25. I've heard rumors he's infectious, and not in a good way.

:scared:

[malta blue]

2. He would encourage the destruction of Chicago

:shrug:

[matcom]

3. you say that like it's a bad thing

:hide:

[malta blue]

7. I am fond of that town

:hide:

[jobycom]

8. Without Chicago, we would not have...

I'm thinking...

[malta blue]

9. ...

Edgar Rice Burroughs?:rofl:

[jobycom]

11. Why

do they name a borrough after a brand of rice? :shrug:

[trof]

23. Chicago style PIZZA!

yum

[greatauntoftriplets]

42. Thank you, trof....

The voice of reason.

[LeftyMom]

29. Chicago Diner?

Chicago SoyDairy?

Okay, I've never had either, but I hear they both rock, and the Chicago Diner cakes look worth the flight. :9

[greatauntoftriplets]

41. Hey!!!!

I am in Chicago!!!!

:evilfrown:

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. matcom was only asking about possible downsides.

not benefits.

:P

:hi:

[trof]

24. I think your smiley may be a hemophiliac.

He doesn't appear to be healing.

[Rabrrrrrr]

43. He doesn't heal because he gets a fresh shot in the head every hour

on the hour.

And that's just the kind of promise I will be willing to make as ambassador to the UN as well.

[jobycom]

6. Too much pie-in-the-sky optimism, not able to be critical when he should be.

:rofl:

[matcom]

10. LMAO!!

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. It IS my greatest weakness

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

14. Don't you mean ambassadorrrrrr?

[SOteric]

15. Just so long as it doesn't interfer with his very important work

co-founding and tyrannical empire with DS1.

[billyskank]

16. Given that BUT NOBODY could be worse than the one we have right now

I say fuck it, go for it.

[LynneSin]

17. Click HERE to nominate ABBOTT for Ambassador to the UN

http://www.nestle.com/Interest_Areas/Petcare/Pet+of+the+month/Vote+for+your+pet/Vote+For+Your+Pet.htm

Well actually for the pet of the month but perhaps I can get a few more votes out of all of you!

[trof]

19. I already voted.

<holds up purple finger>

[trof]

18. Does he have a big mustache? Could he grow one?

I mean in time?
:shrug:

[matcom]

20. no but

we could draw one on his ass :D

[trof]

21. OK, that would be acceptable.

I vote to confirm.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. The United States proposes that Canada be renamed "tea drinking wankerland"

And since we control the Security Council, I demand that this pass, and that all countries now refer to the former country of "Canada" as "Tea Drinking Wankerland" under penalty of trade embargoes or possible nuclear annihilation.

Oh, we also propose that hencerforth, the country of Lithuania will have sole responsibility of providing cookies and at least four different juices at every session, or the US will direct UN Security Forces to wipe the country from the face of the earth - men, women, children, buildings, animals, even plant life shall all be utterly destroyed.


personally, i think I would be a good ambassador.

[matcom]

27. If you can get me an endless supply of Amsterdam Hookers...

i'll let you take over Condi's job

think about it

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. The United States requires an endless supply of Amsterdam Hookers,

Amsterdam will finance the sending of 10 hookers (good looking ones, too, and disease free) every Sunday to matcom's house, and will finance their return after 40 days, unless and until such time as matcom asks it to stop, or chooses one as a 'keeper' which will then remain in his custody with a 400 million Euro per year allowance.

If Amsterdam does not comply, the United States will lay waste to the entire European continent above the 45th parallel.

[matcom]

32. WOOOHOOO!! GOODBY BEEEAAAATTTTCCCHHHHH

don't worry. YOU don't have to blow the pResident like the LAST Condi did

:yourock:

[Mrs.Matcom]

36. HEY!!!!

I don't think there will be any hookers coming to MY house!!! You better re think you campaign promises!!! :grr:

[Rabrrrrrr]

40. That's for you and matcom to work out.

I'm sending the hookers.

It's up to you and him as to whether they get through your door - and if they do get through your door, whether they get... um... "commoditized".

:P

[rug]

30. It would be amusing to see him evaporate in a larger venue.

[NNadir]

31. He is way too serious. You need to have a sense of humor to be UN ambassador.

One should be able to tell good jokes like, "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction and we know exactly where they are located." Rabrrrrrr might try to say this witticism, but I expect people would not know it's a joke.

[Rabrrrrrr]

33. I am too serious. I would be more like, "We're the most powerful country

in the world - what are you gonna do, stop us? Yeah, good fucking luck with that. We invade Iraq tomorrow because it has... ah, who the hell cares why? Reasons are only for countries that we say need reasons."

[NNadir]

34. You see that? You would just sit there and tell the truth. You're no walrus.

The truth is not amusing. The ambassador to the UN should be funny. Look at this Ambassador for instance:



He is wearing a funny mustache, silly glasses, a dumb grin and a bad toupee trying to look like a bad hair cut. Wikipedia identifies him as a Walrus, he is so funny.

John Robert Bolton (born November 20, 1948) is an American diplomat and walrus, currently serving as the U.S. Permanent Representative to the United Nations. He resigned on 4 December 2006, and his recess appointment will end when the 109th Congress formally adjourns.<1><2>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Bolton

He also tells amusing jokes and has offered many witticisms like this one in response to U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights Louise Arbour's suggestion that nations reaffirm the human right of not being tortured:

"The United States here in New York is engaged in a very difficult struggle to reform the broken U.N. human rights decision-making machinery to abolish the existing Human Rights Commission and to replace it with an effective new Human Rights Council," he said. "We are not helped in that difficult struggle by comments like Ms. Arbour's. "

"I say this really in sorrow rather than anger," the ambassador added.

I know that you try to be amusing Rabrrrrrr, but you cannot get me rolling on the floor laughing like Mr. Bolton.

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. No, there's no way in hell I could ever top Bolton's supreme wit.

it's so subtle, so dry in that wonderfully British sort of Martini wit kind of way, it's really in a class by itself; the very pinnacle of that type of humor.

I am a mere buffoon, an anti-walrus if you will, in comparison.

[KamaAina]

37. Kinkadeistan would declare war.

And they'd be joined by the Republic of Billy Joel, and of course, CHicago. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

38. not to worry

John Tesh is their ambassador :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. In the name of international decency and basic human dignity,

I would demand that the UN declare Kinkade, Precious Moments, and homeinteriors.com be declared threats to humanity and, um, neutralized.

And we would have Wyland do a wall mural in celebration of it.