Top ten Signs Bush is having a bad Christmas

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10. Spends hours staring at Rummy photo while listening to Elvis sing, “I’ll have a blue Christmas without you.”

9. New bicycle is really used bicycle from New Orleans that’s been painted.

8. At White House Christmas party John Tesh keeps giving him advice on how to find and keep a job during the holidays.

7. Due to budget cuts, receives only one lord-a-leaping and it’s really Rove dressed in tights jumping over the November 7th goose egg.

6. Reindeer head in his bed.

5. Wets pants every time he sees that fat guy dressed in red who looks like Osama Bin Laden.

4. Received a letter from Scrooge who is mad at you for sending Tiny Tim to Iraq.

3. Lump of coal in stocking is just a rock painted black.

2. White House chimney closed off by homeland security.

1. Father refuses to set a timetable for opening Christmas presents.

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1. Funny!

Good post. :D