the restroom door said "gentlemen"

[charlie and algernon]

and i would like to find the crummy little creep who switched the sign!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. *Gasp*

You're kidding me, right?

:scared:

[charlie and algernon]

2. nope

there were two nuns, three old ladies, and a nurse, what could be worse!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. You're right!

Nothing could have been worse!

I'll help you find the little s**t, OK? :grr:

[charlie and algernon]

5. great, i know his name too!

Bob rivers! let's get him! ;)

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 'The restroom door said 'gentlemen''

So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?

The restroom door said "gentlemen"
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And smacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say?
It was just turning out to be day

The restroom door said "gentlemen"
And I would like to find
The crummy little creep who had the nerve
To switch the signs
'Cause I got two black eyes
And one high heel up my behind
Now I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No I'll never sit with comfort and joy

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/

[Left Is Write]

6. I'd guess it was done by someone who was not a "gentleman"!

[spillthebeans]

7. Signs, most people ignore them anyway

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

8. So I just walked inside! I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride!

[pokerfan]

9. We three drunks from Omaha are

Spending Christmas eve in a car.
Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking;
Who needs a lousy bar?