Spray-On Condom Tailored To All Sizes

[matcom]

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BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process.

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061201/od_nm/germany_condom1_dc

[FedUpWithIt All]

1. Brilliant.

But...where would...oh never mind.

:blush:

[LaurenG]

2. vulcanization process?

hum, a vulcanized penis. Interesting. ;)

[Frank Cannon]

14. That means you can only use it every seven years

when the Ponn Farr mating drive strikes.

[LaurenG]

32. lol

that's a long dry spell.:rofl:

[ironflange]

40. I've had worse. . .

or so it seemed at the time.

[Haole Girl]

3. I have few questions...

..but I don't want to get ts.

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

4. "Ka-tink-ka! Ka-tink-ka! Ka-tink-ka!... Pssssssh! Pssssssh!"

It's only a matter of time 'till we hear those sounds through the wall of a motel.

If the springs weren't bad enough. :eyes:

:D

[YankeyMCC]

28. lol you beat me to it nt

[rockymountaindem]

5. How do they keep it from dripping down the eurethra and getting stuck there?

This sounds downright wierd.

[sakabatou]

17. Yeah, I wondering on this too.

[Writer]

37. And when the geyser ignites, where can it go if it's coated over?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

6. I'm gonna need a larger can

[miss_american_pie]

9. ...

:spank:

[billyskank]

13. ...

:*

[reyd reid reed]

7. This sounds like something that,

when it goes bad, could go very bad.

Very, very bad.


:scared:

[AllegroRondo]

8. My thoughts exactly

you want me to stick my what in where????

[xchrom]

10. what if the can feels better than...

oh never mind.

[crim son]

11. Like having to stop in the middle of things and roll one on

isn't enough of a mood-killer. "Hey, honey? Can you get the spray-on condom can out of my dresser drawer?" :rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

12. Boy, that could make for some interesting scenes

*shake shake shake*

*ssfffpfppfpf*

"Darn, the can was nearly empty. Is half a condom OK?"

[Beetwasher]

15. "Honey, What the Hell Happened To My Shaving Cream?"

I guess if they have spray on hair, why not condoms?

[BarenakedLady]

16. No comment

:eyes:

[bridgit]

18. now that is one of those "i wish i'd have thought of that" ideas, plus...

the intimate eroticism of aerosol propellants has never been fully addressed as a stimulant and i say the time is now :thumbsup:

[leftofthedial]

19. how do they rib it

for her pleasure?

[meegbear]

20. Optimize the vulcanization process?

Do you have to put it in the oven before you can use it? What if you overbake it?

[BrotherBuzz]

42. Can you use a microwave for a.....

Quickie?

:hide:

[taterguy]

21. Why not just market regular condoms in a variety of sizes?

Seriously, why don't they do that?

[Zookeeper]

22. Would any man be willing to walk up to a cashier...

with condoms labeled "small?"

[taterguy]

24. A real man would

He'd realize that there are more important things in life than the size of his unit. Maybe this country just doesn't have enough real men.

[Kali]

33. or label like olives - is there anything smaller than Large?

[Zookeeper]

41. There you go....

They could be "Large," "X-Large," and "XX-Large." :evilgrin:

[dysfunctional press]

45. they do.

magnum and now magnumXL, for instance.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

23. How's that gonna fit in my wallet?

[Kali]

25. Well they have liquid gloves and liquid-spray-on bandages why not? My only question is what about

the reservoir tip?

[jannyk]

26. Honey, you missed a spot!

As someone who would be on the receiving end of this particular new idea, I'd want to be pretty damn positive that 'complete coverage' had been achieved. If you'd seen my husband clean the bathroom or vacuum the floor, you'd know that he has a tendancy to only do the bits he can 'see'.

Also, wouldn't it have to be warm? I can imagine getting a blast of cold goo on one's hot member might be contraceptive enough all by itself.

And what about all the 'hairs' caught in the rapidly 'vulcanizing' latex? Wouldn't they all be pulled out when the 'mold' is removed? I can't picture my husband with a 'brazilian wax job'.

:rofl:

[bleedingheart]

39. bwahahahahah

:rofl:

[Road Scholar]

27. Is there a mileage guarentee with this?? Say like 20, 000 miles?

:shrug:

[Deja Q]

30. Don't you mean 20,000 squirts?

:hide:

[Road Scholar]

31. LOL I wasn't gonna get into the mileage.

:hide:

[Deja Q]

29. Can you share the tube with others?

(in which case, the designer condom isn't as capable of preventing squiggley diseases...)

[mikeytherat]

34. So, what will be the "Magnum" corollary to this product:

The 48 oz. spray can for men who need "extra coverage"?

:rofl:

mikey_the_rat

[Little Wing]

35. I thought condoms were made to prevent spray-on action

[WCGreen]

36. Do you have to shake it before you spray it....

[trof]

38. Custom fitted rubber gloves?

For kitchen and bathroom chores?
;-)

[benny05]

43. Would if one is allergic to latex?

:shrug: and what about men on Vigara who choose to have sex with younger women?

[Deja Q]

46. Would you believe they sell cans that release sticky sheeps' skin instead of latex?

:puke:

[Montauk6]

44. (Singing to myself) "Germanyyyyy or FLORIDA!"