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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:21 PM
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I don't want no damned recuses I want CAPTIONS
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LincolnMcGrath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:22 PM
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1. "I lost an election to a dead guy"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:43 PM
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14. He was as dead as my eyes
:scared:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:22 PM
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2. I wiped my butt with your (sneer) precious Constitution this morning.
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:22 PM
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3. Ah!
Who the fuck is that?
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:23 PM
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4. "I'm looking into your soul!"
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:25 PM
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5. I could be Ray Milland's twin, couldn't I? eom
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:31 PM
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9. lol....The Man with the X-Ray or is it X-Rated eyes.
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:25 PM
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6. I heard the "Miami Vice" unshaven look was coming back. Am I cool?
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JasonDeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:28 PM
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7. When I stop your shorts right under ashcrofts chin I wonder
Why does ashcroft wear shorts on his chin?
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:29 PM
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8. Baby back... baby back... baby back.. ribs

The blank eyes of a dead soul.
Mentally ill. He should be on the cover of the DSM
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:32 PM
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11. ROTFLMAO! Great caption.
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:32 PM
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10. Let the Eagle S O A R ...
--bkl
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salinen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:34 PM
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12. That's the guy that
raped my dog!
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AlGore-08.com Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:42 PM
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13. He sees you when you're sleeping - - he KNOWS when you're awake!
(Good thing I have my state of the art Ashcroft defense system patroling the access to my house!)

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:45 PM
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15. Ashcroft upset that he doesn't have time to speak in tongues & charm this
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 02:45 PM
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16. 3 recuses and you're out
Edited on Tue Dec-30-03 02:46 PM by cosmicdot
enron: recused
Plame: recused
have there been others?

pretty sad state of affairs when the Atty Gen has to constantly recuse himself ... he should follow suit of his former Deputy AG, Larry Thompson ... resign.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 03:38 PM
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17. I get so tired carrying these bags around.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 05:06 PM
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18. "I'm Republican and I'm rich...."
"Even the bags under my eyes are Gucci."

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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-30-03 05:40 PM
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19. BIG BROTHER is Watching You
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