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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 08:27 PM
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You goddamn kids today, you don't goddamn know from funny.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 08:30 PM
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1. Durned tootin'!


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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:16 PM
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10. Barney Fife, Otis the drunk and Sherriff Taylor look *weird* in that pic.
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Matt Jordan Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 08:35 PM
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2. But I try!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:13 PM
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6. Trying is half the battle.
Good on ya, soldier! :patriot:
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Radio_Lady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:02 PM
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15. Hey, Matt! Good job with the insect cartoon!
In peace,

Radio_Lady in Oregon
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Matt Jordan Donating Member (69 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:53 PM
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18. Thanks!
:D
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 08:36 PM
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3. That's a fact.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:14 PM
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8. How did anyone know if his skeleton was red?
:rofl:

Ahhhh, I slay me...
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 08:53 PM
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4. Sheilds and Yarnell?
Boy, we had it good.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:11 PM
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5. Nowadays, these pansy-asses need *words* in their comedy.
Lightweights! Dilettantes! Pantywaists, to the last!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:13 PM
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7. And what's more...
they need profanity in it.

Poor things.

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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:14 PM
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9. Dumb clucks.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 10:50 PM
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13. Team them up with the Hudson Brothers and you had a show
Kids today don't know how bad they have it!
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:25 PM
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11. We had Lily Tomlin, Ruth Buzzi, Arte Johnson, Tricky Dick Nixon &
Spinnin'plates & Topo Gigio on Ed Sullivan and we
LIKED IT THAT WAY!!

None of this newfangled mummunschitz & carrot greens!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:08 AM
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21. Please refrain from dissing Mummenshantz.
Faces of putty = entertainment!

(I couldn't find an image to post because GIS rejected every spelling of "Mummenshanz" I could think of. :cry:)
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 09:26 PM
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12. Mimes gone wild....
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:09 AM
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22. Mmmmm, succulent mime-meat.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:00 PM
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14. you got that right...
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:11 AM
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23. That sonofabitch Fibber didn't deserve that fine hunk o' woman.
Molly = :loveya:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:05 PM
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16. Weren't they on that goddamn funny
Sonny & Cher show?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:12 AM
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24. They were on everything.
Their agent apparently couldn't say no to scheissy variety shows.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-18-06 11:08 PM
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17. What are you now, my dad?
He was watching the Comic Relief thing on HBO and in the span of 3 minutes:

1. Yelled that Stephen Colbert is an idiot

2. Laughed uproariously at Billy Crystal.

Billy. Fucking. Crystal.

He also laughed at D.L. Hughley but that doesn't cancel out 1. and 2.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:14 AM
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25. That would be totally weird if I was your dad.
Especially since I'm unshakably certain I wasn't sexually active when I was 8.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 08:21 AM
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29. Well ok. But in this modern world
one never knows.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 12:15 AM
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19. Hellellells NO you didn't go with Shields and Yarnell.
Going to the Clinkers my ass.

I think I got some unbeknownst contact highs when I was 8 to like this show.

Couldn't be worse than THIS:

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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:06 AM
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20. So d'ya think Geoff Edwards got tag-teamed by Pink Lady or what?
If he didn't, he got SO robbed.
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:30 AM
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26. Geoff was the King of all Game Show Hosts. How could they say NO to the man who led Treasure Hunt??
Is it just me, or do Pink Lady look like Shields and Yarnell in that photo?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 11:08 AM
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31. I've made a horrible mistake.
Geoff Edwards wasn't the host of the Pink Lady show, it was Jeff Altman. Please go easy on me, I was only 10! :cry:

As to your excellent point, I suspect Pink Lady WERE Sheilds and Yarnell, who, at the dawn of the '80s, realized the jig was probably up for them, so they created J-Pop alter-egos to keep their careers from waning. They failed.
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 01:51 AM
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27. Damn straight
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 08:16 AM
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28. I remember
not knowing who that guy is!!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-19-06 10:25 AM
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30. The world is a better place for having Murray Langston in it.
Long may he jape.
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