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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 01:38 PM
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There Really Should Be More Than Just ONE Thanksmatcom Day A Year
it really is too bad that there aren't more Thanksmatcom Days during the year.

Poor Barefoot Mrs Matcom really deserves more. I mean she must think its pretty nice to only have to get me my FIRST scotch of the evening. Every one after that I get up and pour it!

Then she gets to say, "Thanks Matcom"

And there is the fact that while yes, she still does ALL the cooking AND the dishes, on Thanksmatcom Day, *I* put my OWN glass in the dishwasher!

Then she gets to say, "Thanks Matcom"

And after the Thanksmatcom Day turkey is consumed I DON'T take up the whole couch for my nap I only take HALF the couch!

Then she gets to say, "Thanks Matcom"

Wouldn't it be grand if we could find a way to have MORE Thanksmatcom Day's in this country?

So, what are YOUR Thanksmatcom Day traditions? :D

:hide:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:13 PM
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1. Sounds more like it should be Spanksmatcom Day instead....
:spank:

....oh nevermind...then you'd really be in *hog* heaven.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:14 PM
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2. that's what happens on Black Friday
:rofl:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:19 PM
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4. You're officially....



























































:loveya:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:18 PM
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3. Why isn't she pregnant?
Can't you do your husbandly duties?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:25 PM
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5. Very well. We'll just call the other one "Turkey Day".
Truth in advertising, y'know. :evilgrin:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:40 PM
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6. lol, Dude you are seriously hysterical
Is your whole family like this or are you just one of a kind? :rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:42 PM
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7. i'm a party of one
thank GAWD :hi:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 02:43 PM
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8. ...
:eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 04:59 PM
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14. oh c'mon
Mrs Matcom and I have a WONDERFUL relationship and she is bound to find this funny as hell
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 05:21 PM
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15. Oh Yeah...
a FARGIN' riot... :puke: Now, get your ass in the kitchen and cook my dinner Beotch!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 05:28 PM
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16. hope Cracker Barrel Chicken Pot Pies are to your liking
:P
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 03:10 PM
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9. On this Thanksmatcom Day every year, the entire Teric clan
gathers early in the morning to watch the Macy's Thanksmatcom Day Threadjacking Asshole Parade.

Then we sit 'round the table for a Thanksmatcom Day feast, - but before the feasting, - we join hands and bow our heads in gratitude that since the treaty of '05, matcom only takes one nearly-nekkid woodland walk per year.




Thanks matcom!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 03:11 PM
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10. Oh my
that's just...uhm... :wow:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 03:15 PM
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11. His man panties are a bit tight,
that explains a lot. :hi: :applause: :rofl: :thumbsup:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 03:19 PM
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12. no, thank YOU
:rofl:
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 03:28 PM
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13. Morpheous suffered a glitch in the Matrix
:scared:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:14 PM
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47. safety first honey
safety first :7
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:57 PM
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35. OK. Now I think I've seen everything.
More than I ever wanted to or imagined possible.

:rofl:

And Thanks, matcom.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:25 PM
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51. Simply Fabulous!
that must be official thanksmatcomday wear?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:08 PM
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17. I'm thankful for...
...scrambled eggs in my pasta...

...ugly dogs that pee standing up on two legs...

...knowing who the boss REALLY is...

:D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:33 PM
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18. the people have voted David...
you are off the Island :rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:34 PM
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19. Yeah, but I'm in good with the REAL boss.
I ain't skeered! :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:39 PM
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20. you hinging your bets with BAREFOOT??
suckass x(
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:40 PM
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21. Hey...
...it's HER sister. :P

:rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:42 PM
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23. say it. SAY IT!!!
"Thanksmatcom" :rofl:

her SISTER?

THAT ship has SAILED my brother. She is with a (allbehim fairly nice) REPUKE REDNECK now! x(
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:45 PM
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27. Fucker! You're suppoed to on MY side.
Meh...they HAVE rednecks in MA? :P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:51 PM
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29. 100% REPUKE
and she is in love :eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:52 PM
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31. Will they never learn?
I've even been going to the gym. I'm positively studly now. :P
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:52 PM
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30. Too True!
even if you were only after my sister! I still have you in as first when I off him!! I have the island all picked out! :*

By the way SisterMrs.matcom is dating a redneck repuke, he was originally from here then moved to Florida then lived in Texas...that should explain a few things ;)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:54 PM
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33. get a room you two
:eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:57 PM
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34. You're supposed to stop your sister from doing dumb stuff like that!
Edited on Fri Nov-17-06 06:57 PM by GOPisEvil
And...I just tell matcom I'm after your sister. It's better he doesn't know the truth.

Get a room? Gladly. :bounce: We have permission!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:00 PM
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36. three words
NASCAR Christmas Ornaments :eyes:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:01 PM
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38. One word in reply:
:puke:
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:07 PM
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42. sigh...
very true, but there is hope. First he is a very nice man, and loves my sister. Second he loves to cook, and has his own kitchen gadgets, third...there is Matcom to rescue him!! Hell, if Matcom can get his repuke folks to vote Dem, he can change the new guy no problem!!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:09 PM
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45. Yeah, but he ain't me.
I don't need no fixin'. :P

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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:18 PM
Response to Reply #45
49. True, true, true...
but you weren't here!!! Silly boy, I tried, Lord how I tried!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:20 PM
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50. we could waste the new guy baby
we gotta trunk :think:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:25 PM
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52. You've got that nice back yard to bury him, too.
:hide:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:28 PM
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53. getting quite crowded back there though
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:29 PM
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54. good fertilizer though
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:29 PM
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55. NONONONONOOOOOOOO
no wasting of the new guy! 'sides GOP has his dream burger girl remember?? Matcom you must make you new mission in life to change new guy into a Dem!!! Look honey something new to fight for! :* :D
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:03 PM
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39. woohoo!!!!
like we need his permission??? LOL!! Ok where do we meet? I know, I'll be right down, I have never been to your part of Texas before!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:06 PM
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41. Yay!!!
I'll keep the porch light on for ya! :bounce:
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:08 PM
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43. cool!
i should be there by tomorrow at some time!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:10 PM
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46. Great! Just enough time to clean up around here.
:think:
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:41 PM
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22. I make it a point to whizz on something that day. Hey, it's a tradition.
Redstone
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:43 PM
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24. anything you can do to 'mark' the occasion
Edited on Fri Nov-17-06 06:43 PM by matcom
;P
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:43 PM
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25. Wait. She fetches your first one? Damn.
I have to schlep ALL of 'em.
AND THEN ask "Honey, would you like a drink?"
Jeez. What am I missing here?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:44 PM
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26. obviously TRAINING
and this is a special day!
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:50 PM
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28. yes it is a special day...
the only one you get. the rest of the days are ThankyouMrs.Matcom Days!!! :rofl: Sucker!!!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:00 PM
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37. If we could get Skittles in here...
As much as I love him, I think an ASS KICKING might be in order.
Just a suggestion.
:-)
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:05 PM
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40. To quote a wonderful lady...
'My Dear Trof', I can kick his ass just fine on my own, I don't need Skittles :D
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:08 PM
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44. hey now! Remi is CONSIDERING having you over
and I say "Considering"

be nice

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 06:53 PM
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32. Training. Hunh. She don't train so good.
Cajun, ya' know.
They don't 'take' to trainin' too much.
HARD-headed?
Head like a freakin' ROCK.

Best way I can get her to do somethin' is say "NOW...WHATEVER you do...don't do THAT!"
Sometimes it works.
Once in a while.
:-(
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-17-06 07:17 PM
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48. Matcom who?
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