K-Fed (Fed-ex) writes loving message to Britney on House Of Blues dressing room shower door

[Human Torch]

November 15, 2006
Kevin Federline writes mean stuff on doors

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/11/kevein_federline_writes_mean_s.html



The day after Britney Spears filed for divorce, the always ridiculous Kevin Federline used a Sharpie to write a message on the shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago where he performed, saying:

"Today I'm a free man
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids Bitch!"

I mean there's class, and then there's class. And then there's this guy, who makes the Monopoly man look like a hobo. God forbid K-Fed ever gets a tuxedo, because the world isn't ready for a man so classy grape juice would actually transform itself into wine for him.

NOTE: This clown has the handwriting of a kindergartner. It's a wonder he even managed to spell words instead of just drawing a bunch of stars and smiley faces.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I'm not a doctor, but doesn't that note say "Ladles look out"?

[Human Torch]

2. K-Fed's coming, and he's got SOUP!

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

19. rofl

:rofl:

is this story for real?

[Dukkha]

16. another one for the lexicon

Moran
Screwn
Hugh
Insugents
Ladles

[Bunny]

3. Sigh. He's dre-e-e-e-e-e-amy!

*swoon*

[Richardo]

11. .

:spray:


:loveya:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. No need to insult his handwriting.

Let's see how good your handwriting looks when you've done that much heroin.

[bullwinkle428]

5. Exhibit #123, to be used by B. Spears divorce attorney during the

custody hearing!

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I just figured it out...

He doesn't want to risk getting the kids at all, so he's doing everything he can to make himself seem like an unfit parent.

Would explain a lot.

[MorningGlow]

12. Wouldn't that require

a certain amount of lucid thought?

[ghostsofgiants]

14. A major flaw in my theory has been exposed. Back to the drawing board, I guess.

[dysfunctional press]

20. but it's not notarized....

how can brittany prove he wrote it...?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Which kids/SO is he referring to? Britney's or Shar Jackson's?

He's such a POS.

[Human Torch]

9. I think he's pretty much forgotten Shar's kids...

...it's like Richie Cunningham's brother "Chuck" on the original "Happy Days." Stop talking about him and eventually everyone forgets about Chuck.

K-Fed: BESTEST DAD EVER!

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

8. yeah... women definitely see him as a catch

:sarcasm:

[KamaAina]

10. Women, hell. I'd even give it up for him!

um, NOT.

:sarcasm:

[Phillycat]

13. Uh, let's see...

Today I'm a free mom
Ladle 3 look out
Kim Federline
Fuck a wife
Give mi my kid3
Bitch

The hell?

[KamaAina]

15. Next we'll find out he borrowed the Sharpie from Terrell Owens.

How'd you like to be in charge of brand management for those guys? :eyes?

[HughBeaumont]

17. A model parent.

Surely the kids should be under his watch. They'll grow up to be fine Harvard alumni.

The ladles will be beating down the door any second . . .

[Missy Vixen]

18. Oh, my GOD, I married the wrong man!

He still likes to write on the wall. Isn't that cute? :sarcasm:

Julie

[philosophie_en_rose]

21. Clearly, he is quality father material.

:eyes:


I'm sure the Judge will be duly impressed by this mature appeal to be a father. :rofl:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

22. At least he gives the ladles fair warning.

Most men just grab the ladles, lying innocently in their utility drawers, and plunge them into hot bubbling liquid.

Or, in the words of the immortal Emily Letilla: "Never Mind!"

[Little Wing]

23. House of Blues? Why wasn't he arrested for trespassing first?