bad joke thread

[datasuspect]

what's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?





































the taste.

[reyd reid reed]

1. Ewwwwwwwwww

Talk about bad taste...

[GoneOffShore]

2. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

[StClone]

3. What did one cannibal say to the other

When he was late for Dinner.





















Your too late everyones already eaten!

[StClone]

4. Why was six afraid of number seven?

Because seven ate (eight) nine!

[Pushed To The Left]

5. A pencil, a pen, and a penis were complaining

to eachother about what their owners put them through.

Pen: My owner rubs me against paper and drains the ink out of me!

Pencil: That's nothing. My owner cuts me with blades to make me sharper and then rubs the top of my head off against the paper!

Penis: You two have it easy! My owner forces me to go into a hole and makes me do push-ups until I throw up!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. Locking

This is distasteful in the extreme.

CaliforniaPeggy
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