So, no posts about Howard "Pinky-dink" Dean or Wes "Ball-Peen" Clark?

[RandomKoolzip]

Dammit, I was just cataloguing some of the nicknames the candidates had been accruing, and had gotten a bunch I really liked...Now I can't call John Kerry "The Explosively Incontinent Aardvark" or use the name Joe "Dick Scissors" Lieberman in a thread!

Not to mention calling Clark supporters "repulsive shoe-fetishists," which had started to get popular around Tennessee as a way of differentiating them from Dean's "army of pedophiles."

Damn!

Oh, well, maybe John "Cock-hammer" Edwards will start to pull away from the pack, and he and Carol "Hot Weasels" Mosely-Braun will team up for a great ticket!


I guess you know what you're doing, mods, but this is a sad day at the Koolzip household.....

[Zuni]

1. this is great

'repulsive shoe fetishists' and 'army of pedophiles' LOL

cock hammer!

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Vote for "Cock-Hammer" in 2004!

And maybe Al "Poop Fountain" Sharpton can be secretary of State!

[Zuni]

4. too bad

Bob 'elephant nuts' Graham dropped out. He would have made a good Sec of the Interior.

[flattop]

2. How 'bout "Deanie Babies"?

You know, rhymes with beanie babies? Heard it the other day.

[cosmicdot]

6. where did you hear that?

[mikehiggins]

5. I want to start a movement

to have everyone refer to Bush as "the Invisible Airman"

That's what a real nickname is supposed to do, make fun of somebody's outstanding characteristic.

Of course "running dog capitalist pig tool of the ruling classes" would be more fitting but what a mouthfull.

[Philostopher]

7. Okay, first post I read on DU today.

And already it's worth signing on, just for the Joe 'Dick Scissors' Lieberman line. I'll cherish that one while I'm surfing General Discussion to find out how we caused the earthquake in Iran, RKZ. Thanks.

[Moderator]

8. locking this

While this thread was started in jest,
Moderators think this is flambait .