ABC: Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline! OMFG!!!!!11!

[bigworld]

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=2635751

Oh, and there's some kind of election an' stuff.

[twaddler01]

1. This was somehow put on top on google news

...??

[RobertSeattle]

2. The NovBimbo Surprise!

[Patsy Stone]

4. LOL

But not much of a surprise... You thought this would last? :)

[sandrakae]

3. I can't beleive CNN did a damn news break on this.

[rocktivity]

5. Guess she got (K)-fed up with him.

rocknation

[two gun sid]

21. LOL.

[ClintonTyree]

6. Golly gee, Britney may have to play second fiddle to a .......

stupid election! It's like.......oh my god! :wow: Just Britney's luck. Poor baby. :eyes:

[jaysunb]

7. I can't believe

I bothered to read this.....:evilfrown:

[Little Wing]

8. Popa-zout

[cwydro]

18. I like that

and Welcome to DU!

[havocmom]

9. Guess she caught "Throw da bums out" fever?

:D

[wryter2000]

10. R U SERIES????!!!11

I can't vote, then. I'm too heartbroken.

[Skittles]

34. this is HUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

[POAS]

11. This is HUGH!!111!1!

[Thickasabrick]

12. LOL....that was brilliant

[Gato Moteado]

13. another family values repuke....what is this, her 2nd divorce?

friggin white trash repuke.

[Mabus]

14. I think she timed it to avoid KO & Musto laughing at her

KO's doing election coverage, not his regular show, so she had to go for it.

:rofl:

[Bucky]

22. A Tuesday Newsdump--or as conspiracy nuts will have it....

"You ever notice how these elections just suddenly happen whenever celebrities are trying to distract the media?"

[Blue Gardener]

15. What did he do?

Get another bimbo knocked up?

[MidwestTransplant]

16. Perhaps we should pause the election to discuss?

[rsmith6621]

17. Its A Bush Plot.....

To distract us away from the big loss they are hours away from.....Brittney is bushes girl...remember F 9/11...

[doc03]

19. Who gets the trailer?

[Bucky]

20. She finally "K-Fed" up that hairball

I really don't know much about them, I just wanted to try out a bad pun here.

[saigon68]

24. He is like a HairBall the Cat Just PUKED UP

[xchrom]

23. lol -- well that didn't take long.

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

25. Funny thing the clown finally got a job and she dumps him

Over the last month K-Fed has been making appearances for the WWE World Wrestling Entertainment, They actually paid him 15k an appearance and the clown has been getting a better reaction (Boos of course, he is a bad guy on the show) then any of the wrestlers from the crowd. Supposedly Britney was watching his appearance and started laughing at him about it, and he threw a fit breaking stuff in their house, britney takes the kids and leaves to stay in a hotel. Classic white trash.

[Ekirh]

30. That's what I just read. . .

on one of the wrestling web pages I visit . . . TREMENDOUS

I had no idea it was 15 thousand an appearance though..... damn. . .

at least he's not wrestling..


wait. . he is New Years? DAMNT I!

[tinfoil tiaras]

26. finally

K-fed is discusting. period. :puke:

i care more about the election though 8)

[NNadir]

27. What kind of election? What's it about?

Is it like a poll of what people think about Kevin Federline's rap?

I am going to lose sleep tonight. I am worried about the state of my country, and what impact this divorce will have on my country and its culture.

[NNadir]

28. What kind of election? What's it about?

Is it like a poll of what people think about Kevin Federline's rap?

I am going to lose sleep tonight. I am worried about the state of my country, and what impact this divorce will have on my country and its culture.

[Anakin Skywalker]

29. OMG! The World is Coming Down!

[peekaloo]

31. Fed-Ex.

[fidgeting wildly]

32. Oh, snap!

:rofl:

[jpgray]

35. ...

:rofl:

[Giant Robot]

33. Cletus and Brandine?!

Say it ain't so.

[Hissyspit]

36. I don't understand why the family had SUCH a problem when she married that

nice childhood friend from Louisiana and then let her marry this boy-toy joke.

Not that I really care, mind you.