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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:56 PM
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How do I tell if my car is gay?
:shrug:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:57 PM
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1. I had some snark *RIGHT HERE* but now it's gone.
:cry: :cry:
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:58 PM
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2. Have you asked about how it feels about the gas nozzle?
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:59 PM
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3. Does it check out the other cars to see if they have bulging trunks?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:00 PM
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5. I'm pretty obtuse when it comes to my cars attractions...
it seems to like the big old blue van in the parking lot at work...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:59 PM
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4. Does it have vanity mirrors?
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:01 PM
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6. No, just bumper stickers.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:02 PM
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8. What do they say?
:shrug:

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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:05 PM
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11. Bryan Kennedy for Congress
GOP - Grand Oil Party

Defend America - Impeach Bush

androgynous...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:07 PM
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13. Okay... now, the Big Question:
What color is it?

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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:10 PM
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15. maroon or brown,
depending on who is describing it
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:32 PM
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16. Straight (n/t)
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:39 PM
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18. Yeah. I think you're right.
Straight, but not narrow.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:02 PM
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19. The color nailed it
For a car to be gay it has to be a pastel color or something day-glo.



Strange there was a time when all it took was an automatic transmission. :shrug:

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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:02 PM
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:02 PM
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9. Ask it.
Wow, that was easy. :P
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:03 PM
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10. Does it really want to decorate the garage?
:shrug:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:06 PM
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12. It doesn't even want to be in the garage.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:08 PM
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14. Does it chuckle and smile all day at the slightest amusement? nt
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blockhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:35 PM
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17. check for lipstick on the dipstick
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