The phone call I received earlier.

[democracyindanger]

My cell phone rang, it was a number I didn't recognize.

Me: "Hello?"

Guy: "Whore."

Me: (after pausing, thinking that this may be one of my buddies because we sometimes call each other names like this) "Whore?"

Guy: (after pausing, who knows what was going on in his head) "Oh, uh, sorry. Wrong number."

[wildhorses]

1. --

sometimes ya just gotta laugh

[democracyindanger]

3. I picture

some poor shmuck who found out his significant other cheated on him, got all worked up and ready for a huge emotional argument, he's full of anger...and he calls the wrong number.

[wildhorses]

4. dialing in a fit of anger can prove embarrassing for both ends

[Deja Q]

2. Humans. Always useless in the end.

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Hahahaha, that's gold.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Dude, that's fucking awesome.

[democracyindanger]

7. Right?

There are about three short stories, a couple novels and at least one short film in there.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. At least.

[Floogeldy]

8. Next time say . . . .

"Yes. How much money you got?"