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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:27 PM
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Public health announcement.
Here's a Public Health Warning

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

FACTS
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.


2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.


3. Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.


4. Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.


5. Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:28 PM
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1. !
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:29 PM
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2. Que? n/t
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 03:00 PM
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3. No se.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 03:02 PM
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4. OMG. That is friggin hilarious.
:rofl:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:48 PM
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7. A coworker did not get it.
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 03:43 PM
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5. I need to learn spanish..
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:48 PM
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6. Ya...
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 04:50 PM
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8. A sedentary lifestyle is what kills Americans...
English has precious little to do with it, and plenty from those other countries can speak English.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:47 PM
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9. Same argument the coworker gave who did not get it.
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 08:47 PM by texas1928
It is a joke.


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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 02:31 PM
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10. kick
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