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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:20 AM
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Poll question: Why won't lioness date YOU???
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 11:20 AM by MrsGrumpy
Let us make it easy on our sad, poor selves. :cry:

Why won't lioness date you?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:23 AM
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1. Lingering odor of breakfast tofu scramble nt
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:04 PM
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13. you wont date me either..i am an omni
:P
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:25 AM
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2. She thinks I'm a jerk.
She's probably right.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:06 PM
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15. A veritable side of Jamaican beef you is
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:41 PM
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23. You are making me hungry for lunch at Montego Bay
in Adams Morgan, DC. Damn you. I can't afford an east coast eating tour at the moment.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:18 PM
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18. no i dont
i think you are married though
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:40 PM
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22. Oh yeah, that. It's a good deal, for me anyway.
And I think you are in a swell new relationship.

So never the twain shall meet. Except maybe for drinks with other DUers.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:27 AM
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3. cause she's mean
:)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:35 AM
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4. I haven't offered her that honor.
:rofl:
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:44 AM
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5. If I was single, I wouldn't be worthy
of such beauty.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:05 PM
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14. aww dont say that...its terrible!
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:19 PM
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19. please!
You could change your username to "GoddessPriyanka" and nobody would bat an eyelash.

Me? I used to pinch myself when I got a date.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:46 AM
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6. Other
I have the incorrect naughty bits, I believe...

:9

RL
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:58 AM
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7. I disagreed with her analysis of class consciousness
in 1790s England.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:09 PM
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8. I know she likes me but

I am wayyyyy too old for her!

That

&

Her SO is really cute. :thumbsup:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:00 PM
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32. i do like you!
and i think you are super cool
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:44 PM
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9. I've often wondered that myself
what the hell, long-distance relationships never work, anyway </sour-grapes>
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:54 PM
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10. She says I'm too hot for her. Poor thing.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:59 PM
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11. I'm too "old" for her.
She has NO idea what she's missing. :evilgrin:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:17 PM
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16. arent you married missy?
the operative word was "date".. i will do other things with married people/older women/vegans etc
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:21 PM
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20. It was hypothetical. You wouldn't want a 43-year-old anyway,
so there. :P (And yes, I'm married.)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:00 PM
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12. Because neither one of us would be interested
Edited on Mon Oct-30-06 01:02 PM by jpgray
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:18 PM
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17. Have you seen who she's with?
I wouldn't need a man or anyone else for that matter.

Why would anyone want a married 37-year old anyhoo? I'm damaged goods at this point.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:23 PM
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21. I'm not a Democrat
(being a Canuck and all...) :P
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:01 PM
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24. Because I'm a fat, old, married man.
Why else?
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 08:04 PM
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25. I'm married and straight, but even if I wasn't, lioness is WAY out of my league!
:loveya:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:42 PM
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30. thats not true...i really think you are adorable!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:26 PM
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33. ...oh...
:blush:
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 09:13 PM
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26. believe me, i've asked
but lioness is much too much of a woman for either gender to handle!
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:35 PM
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27. That whole being straight thing.
And her dignity. :D
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:38 PM
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28. I don't know, why won't lioness date me?
:shrug:
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:38 PM
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29. She would date me!
...but only to get to my gorgeous fiancee. :cry:
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 10:45 PM
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31. oh but she will
in some alternate universe. According to quantum mechanics all sorts of things are possible, if highly, highly, highly, extremely, ridiculously, awesomely improbable. Once while doing my homework for quantum physics I got an answer of 10 to the minus 242 for the probability. I thought I must have made a mistake, but no, that was the correct answer. So, the odds of said date would be something like 1/1000th of that, but still possible. Besides that, if I won the powerball, I would be a perfect ten. That's a four with 6 million dollars.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:32 PM
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34. Who?
:shrug:

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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:36 PM
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35. I'm boring.
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 11:41 PM
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36. Because dating is bourgeois sexist imperialist oppression
and I'm funny looking.
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puerco-bellies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 12:47 AM
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37. So many reasons, and alas all of them good.
Some how I'll make it, though.
:cry:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 05:13 AM
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38. I'm a vegetarian who is too old
:shrug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-31-06 06:46 AM
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39. She has good taste.
'Nuff said. :shrug:
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