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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:03 PM
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lioness won't date me 'cause I'm a guy (lame copycat)
:7
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:06 PM
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1. Well, there are things you can do about that...
:hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:07 PM
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2. wheres Loraina Bobbit when ya need her
yeeeeeeeeeeeeouch!!!!!!!
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:14 PM
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3. That's okay
You have a dozen or so lounge women left to stalk. :D :hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:16 PM
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4. And you are by far my favorite to stalk
:hi:
:7
I think today is my day anyways..retro gets tomoerrow
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:16 PM
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5. Whatever
All the same to me. :P :loveya:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:18 PM
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6. so what arent you wearing??
I know a burka..clown shoes..and you probably arent wearing a tutu :)
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:18 PM
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7. A tiara
and evening gown, high heels, and fishnets. :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:20 PM
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8. how about you arent wearing clothes
:evilgrin:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:21 PM
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9. I'm not wearing
some clothes. ;)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:23 PM
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10. droooooooooool!!
I have a mental picture working right now

thats me right now
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:23 PM
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11. You're at Wal-Mart?
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:24 PM
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12. here i am on the job and waiting for the lovely miss pie
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:32 PM
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13. Oh my
Keep waiting, sugar. :scared:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:02 PM
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14. what don't you love me??
:(
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:02 PM
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15. Love? No
Pick another L word. :evilgrin:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:05 PM
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18. I can deal with the other L word as long as it rhymes with Bust
:evilgrin:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:06 PM
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20. I was gonna go with lick
but lust works, too. O8)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:08 PM
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22. I don't know if i'm gonna be able to finish working today
with images of that in my head.
I think I am gaining wieght my pants are for some reason feeling tighter :rofl:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:10 PM
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23. Oh I should come right over
and help you take them off. :)
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:12 PM
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24. :blush: gulp Okay
:) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7
:) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7
:) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7
:) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7 :) :7
I'll be waiting :evilgrin:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:12 PM
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25. Missouri is like 12 hours from here
Think you can wait? :D
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:15 PM
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26. Darling I'd wait forever for a sweetheart like you
:) and unfortunatly my break is over.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:15 PM
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27. Awww
Have a good afternoon. :hi:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 05:03 PM
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28. You also miss_american_pie
Have fun and be happy :hug:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:02 PM
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16. That happy face
needs to be a bit lower... :P
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:06 PM
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19. I need a clear bag
the blue hides to much
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:03 PM
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17. aww i am sorry....
:hug:

who is this lioness person..want me to beat her up for you?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 02:06 PM
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21. she's pretty tough
But I think you could take her :rofl:
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