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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:24 PM
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How can you tell if an agenda is THE gay agenda?
I found the now-famous lesbian toaster quite tasteful, so I thought I might as well ask. But I'm straight, so of course I don't have a clue.

Are any of these THE gay agenda?


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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:26 PM
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1. It'll be the one with matcom's drool stains on it.
:rofl:
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thefool_wa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:39 PM
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2. The irony is
That the Gay agenda is the same as the Straight agenda: get laid!

(was that too crass, I hope not)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 07:56 PM
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3. Find one of them there "inconspicuous" spots on the book and
Edited on Sat Oct-28-06 07:57 PM by Jamastiene
sprinkle one dollop (that's a drop) of holy water, that was blessed by a right wing conservative type preacher or priest, on it. If it screams, cringes and jumps out of your hands into a frying pan to kill the right wing germs, it is what they call the "genu-wine article." If not, it's bogus.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 02:55 AM
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4. None of those are *my* gay agenda
I'm a vegetarian and wouldn't buy a leather agenda.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 10:22 AM
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6. So the real gay agenda is made of hemp?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 12:48 AM
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8. Or pleather, or vinyl
Any non-animal product will do.
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-30-06 01:00 AM
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9. Pleather? Ewww! That does it! Y'all ain't gonna recruit me!
Pleather :scared:
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American Jesus Donating Member (288 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 02:59 AM
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5. Isn't there a rainbow flag on the cover?
Or at the very least a pink triangle?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 10:37 AM
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7. Or a small, tastefully embossed
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