How can you tell if an agenda is THE gay agenda?

[struggle4progress]

I found the now-famous lesbian toaster quite tasteful, so I thought I might as well ask. But I'm straight, so of course I don't have a clue.

Are any of these THE gay agenda?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. It'll be the one with matcom's drool stains on it.

[thefool_wa]

2. The irony is

That the Gay agenda is the same as the Straight agenda: get laid!

(was that too crass, I hope not)

[Jamastiene]

3. Find one of them there "inconspicuous" spots on the book and

sprinkle one dollop (that's a drop) of holy water, that was blessed by a right wing conservative type preacher or priest, on it. If it screams, cringes and jumps out of your hands into a frying pan to kill the right wing germs, it is what they call the "genu-wine article." If not, it's bogus.

[NMMNG]

4. None of those are *my* gay agenda

I'm a vegetarian and wouldn't buy a leather agenda.

[struggle4progress]

6. So the real gay agenda is made of hemp?

[NMMNG]

8. Or pleather, or vinyl

Any non-animal product will do.

[struggle4progress]

9. Pleather? Ewww! That does it! Y'all ain't gonna recruit me!

Pleather

[American Jesus]

5. Isn't there a rainbow flag on the cover?

Or at the very least a pink triangle?

[XemaSab]

7. Or a small, tastefully embossed

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